-Just days after pictures of their “romantic stroll” in a park surfaced, Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie have announced their separation after three years of marriage. Remember how she, uh, commemorated his proposal? I’m guessing this milestone was a different story.
-Congrats to the impossibly gorgeous Jesse Williams, who just welcomed a baby girl. (The fact that his wife is a totally normal-looking real estate broker somehow makes him even more attractive.)
–Aaron Sorkin is dating Courtney Love? How does one go from seeing Kristen Davis to that trainwreck?!
-Finally some good news for Amanda Bynes: her bong-tossing case may be dismissed.
–These pictures of Anne Hathaway screaming for help while caught in a riptide in Hawaii are pretty terrifying.
–Leslie Mann got super sentimental and teary when appearing for the last time on Jay Leno‘s show, and it was awkward.
-The cast of Orange Is The New Black looks amazing in Elle’s super glam photo shoot.
–Shia LaBeouf tweeted last night that he’s retiring from public life. Don’t tease us!
-Oh jeez. Whitney Houston‘s 20-year-old daughter Bobbi Kristina tweeted yesterday that she and Nick Gordon are “happily married.”
–Jay Z and Beyonce rented out an entire zoo for Blue Ivy‘s second birthday party.
–Judy Blume and Lena Dunham want you to take a break from your screens and read some books already.
-Meanwhile, Donald Glover says Lena Dunham is playing all of us (and winning).
-Despite being incredibly awkwardly phrased, I don’t really think this TCA interviewer’s question about Girls deserved the smackdown Lena Dunham and Judd Apatow delivered.
-Speaking of awkward TCA interviewers, a reporter rudely criticized Tamron Hall for talking about her sister’s murder.
-I can’t get enough of Josh Malina‘s Twitter feed, but this photo he just posted of Bradley Cooper might be my favourite tweet of his ever.
-Game of Thrones is teasing scenes from their new trailer on Vine. No Brienne and Jaime? Fail!
–Zac Efron is all about sex on the first date, y’all.
–Kristen Wiig had a very awkward first date on Jimmy Kimmel last night.
-In news that will surprise no one, Justin Bieber egged his neighbour’s house.
–Emma Watson is reportedly dating a hot rugby star.
-New Heritage Minutes are being released? Huzzah!
–John Mayer got Katy Perry a pair of diamond angel wings for xmas. Ugh.
–Miley Cyrus‘ video for “Wrecking Ball” has been banned from French TV before 10 p.m. That’s right — Miley Cyrus is too skanky for FRANCE!
-Meanwhile, Marc Jacobs‘ go-to photographer, Juergen Teller, refused to photograph Miley Cyrus for the new campaign. Ouch.
-The always awesome Joseph Gordon-Levitt talked about his mom teaching him to be a feminist on Ellen this week.
-Expect Lupita Nyong’o to wear Miu Miu at the Golden Globes this weekend. Her new campaign for them is stunning.
-A ranking of every character in the Buffy universe seems like a lovely way to kick off a weekend, don’t ya thing?