–Miley Cyrus might not miss Liam Hemsworth, but she does miss that “fat rock” he gave her.
-Congrats to Fifty Shades star Jamie Dornan, who just became a new daddy.
-I love Anna Kendrick, so I’m just going to go ahead and pretend she didn’t just appear at an event with a shiny face and a velvet dress.
–Peter Berg says he had to convince Taylor Kitsch not to throw himself off a 20-ft. cliff for the sake of a movie stunt. We should all be erecting statues in Berg’s honour.
–Emily Blunt had a baby shower and half of Hollywood was invited. (But not you. Sorry.) Kristen Bell, Amy Adams, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are just some of the stars who showed up to play Baby Bingo, or whatever it is stars do at these things. (Do you think celebrities have to play the stupid games? I’d pay to see Aniston suffer through a round of “Guess The Diaper Smell.”)
-MTV just made People magazine irrelevant by naming Tom Hiddleson their Sexiest Man of 2013.
-Whoa whoa whoa. Have Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet split up? Why is he kissing a rando redhead? More importantly, if he’s into rando redheads, why isn’t he kissing me?!
-The Community cast talks about Donald Glover’s imminent departure. *sniff*
-I like that Hollywood has started casting Linda Cardellini in things again. She just signed on to play Jess’ sister in New Girl. Hopefully there’s lots of awkward dinner scenes with their parents.
–Lindsay Lohan is writing a book about the thing she knows best: rehab.
-In light of all of the praise being showered on R. Kelly thanks to his new album, it’s a good time to remind everyone that he’s been accused of interfering with dozens of underaged girls. The Village Voice has a disturbing interview with Chicago Sun-Times journalist Jim DeRogatis, who has reported on Kelly for years, and it’s stomach-churning. “The saddest fact I’ve learned is: Nobody matters less to our society than young black women. Nobody.”
-I like that the Huffington Post basically allowed Will Ferrell to troll them — on the Huffington Post.
-I’m guessing that Rebel Wilson and Melissa McCarthy haven’t actually “made a pact” about refusing to lose weight and are instead just equally kick-ass ladies who refuse to get sucked into the Hollywood machine, but I appreciate the sentiment. -Here’s the first promo for Britney Spears‘ new concert special.
-Is Blake Lively shilling for Nespresso now (while pretending not to)?
-I’m always surprised Katy Perry insists on singing live. I mean, at this point it’s not like anyone cares.
-Vulture is on a roll today with oral histories. I liked this one on the “Splat!” episode of Sex and the City (aka – the one where Kristen Johnson falls out a window). But I loved this one on Buffy’s evil trio of Andrew, Warren and Jonathan.
-The annual Hollywood blacklist of the hottest unproduced movies is out.
-Here’s the first trailer for Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar, starring Matthew McConaughey, Jessica Chastain and Anne Hathaway. There’s very little actual footage, but it proves McConaughey should be in charge of all movie voiceovers from now on. I love how he makes the word “stars” like, three syllables.
-In other promising trailer news, here’s the first look at Parts Per Billion, starring Rosario Dawson, Teresa Palmer, Penn Badgley, Gena Rowland and (a maybe in-over-her-head) Alexis Bledel.
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