-Entertainment Weekly has the first images from the Gone Girl adaptation and it’s all very weird. Is Amy dead in this version? Did Nick kill her? WHAT’S HAPPENING?
–Jessica Simpson wants you all to know that her fiance Eric Johnson “looks amazing naked!” Feel free to write it on a sticky note to help you remember.
-Uh-oh. Lindsay Lohan is seeking a laptop that contains nude pictures of herself. (Someone needs to break it to her that there are probably many, many laptops that fit that description.)
-Elle is being criticized for close-cropping Mindy Kaling’s cover instead of showing a full body shot. Kaling is keeping a sense of humour about the controversy, tweeting, “If anyone wants to see more of my body, go on thirteen dates with me.”
-Meanwhile, last night’s episode of The Mindy Project was pretty damn perfect.
–Anna Kendrick and Joss Whedon shared an adorable Twitter exchange.
-Happy dance! Kathryn Hahn will be back on Parks and Recreation this week.
-I don’t want to ruin your year, but Kevin Costner is in pretty much every movie of 2014. He’s the Amy Adams of this year.
-SNL continues to inch towards relevancy by hiring two African-American female writers.
-Sleepy Hollow’s Orlando Jones may be the TV actor who most “gets” Twitter. (The guy even wades into all his show’s various ships.) Here’s his rules for not being a dick on the internet.
–Drake likes to sing Kanye West songs at karaoke. Celebs, they’re just like us!
-The creator of the criminally underwatched Happy Endings (now available on Netflix!) just landed a sitcom pilot on NBC.
–Ashley Benson is sporting a giant rock on her ring finger, leading to speculation that James Franco popped the question. Are they even still together?
-Speaking of engagement speculation, Diane Kruger is also wearing a big new ring.
-I don’t see the need for NBC’s remake of Rosemary’s Baby, but I don’t hate the casting of Zoe Saldana as the lead.
-Has Lena Dunham landed the cover of next month’s Vogue?
–Vin Diesel posted an 18-minute tribute to Paul Walker on his Facebook page.
-Do Gwyneth Paltrow and Johnny Depp hate each other?
-Meanwhile, Gwyneth added some star power to her kids’ lemonade stand.
-Why do celebrities insist on wearing this terrible Valentino dress?
–Alexander Skarsgard shared a naked (and kinda gross) photo from the South Pole.
-God bless Sophia Bush for dissing Chad Michael Murray.
-A new trailer for Endless Love has landed. Who keeps giving Alex Pettyfer jobs?