-Also, Joseph says he has a girlfriend. Um, ok.
-Jimmy Fallon also teamed up with Justin Timberlake (again!) to show us how dumb we sound when we talk in hashtags.
–Miley Cyrus is actually wearing clothes on the cover of Fashion. Baby steps!
–Nina Dobrev went from dating Ian Somerhalder to dating Derek Hough. #downgrade
–Deadmau5 took Pharrell Williams to Tim Hortons when he was in town last weekend — and videotaped it.
-The National Enquirer has reportedly obtained a shot of Zac Efron collapsed in a NYC hotel room on January 3rd after an overdose Oxy — because taking photos instead of calling 911 was totally the right thing to do at that moment.
-Speaking of drug use from squeaky clean stars, Melissa Joan Hart’s new book details her drug-fueled past and Hollywood hookups.
–Richard Gere and his wife of 11 years, Carey Lowell, are calling it quits.
–Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham were spotted strolling in Paris, putting and end to those split rumours.
–Rihanna is Twitter feuding with a 22-year-old singer named Teyana Taylor.
-Despite my love and admiration for all things Joss Whedon, I wasn’t blown away by last night’s premiere of Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. It didn’t matter, though; it killed in the ratings.
–Chris Brown and Drake have buried the hatchet — for today, at least.
-Remember that huge maple syrup heist that went down in Quebec a few years ago? Jason Segel is turning our national tragedy into a comedy.
-It was Alexander Skarsgard‘s idea to go full monty in the True Blood season finale.
-This wasn’t hard to see coming but it still deserves some serious eyerolls: Blake Lively is starting her own GOOP-ish company.
–Kanye West is frustrated that no one will give him financial backing to start a clothing line. No one change that, mmm-kay?
-The thought of Madonna covering an Elliott Smith song makes my stomach hurt.
-Meanwhile, Sean Penn and Madonna were spotted partying together in NYC. How crazy would it be if they reunited?
–Lamar Odom surprised everyone (especially his wife, Khloe Kardashian) by tweeting something nice about her.
-Remember that Emmy loser party that Jon Hamm and Amy Poehler hosted? Here’s the funny invite.
–Dakota Johnson is already spending her Fifty Shades money. She just dropped $3k on skincare products.
–This clip of Emilie Hirsch and Holliday Grainger in a new Bonnie & Clyde TV movie makes me think this movie must only be watched while playing a drinking game.
-My love for Aaron Paul is very well documented, but I just don’t know if I can get behind this Need for Speed trailer. (Though I’m still jealous of Imogen Poots for costarring in not one, but two movies with him.)