–This photo is supposed to prove that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson met up yesterday. Um, ok?
-A Secret Service agent reportedly overheard Chris Brown‘s alleged victim say the singer never hit him and has agreed to testify on Brown’s behalf. TWIST!
–Miley Cyrus dressed up as 1999 VMAs-era Lil Kim, which is probably the tamest costume we could have hoped for.
-I spent a lot of time this morning watching TV behind my pillow because I was so embarrassed for morning show hosts. Matt Lauer dressed up as Baywatch-era Pamela Anderson, while the hosts of Good Morning America each tried out a variety of mortifying costumes. (You could actually see George Stephanopoulos‘ soul dying when he was hanging by wires for that Gravity bit.) Michael Strahan and Kelly Ripa fared a bit better as Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke.
–Natalie Portman wants us to believe she’s no longer judgmental. That’s adorable!
–Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are set to reunite onscreen in London Fields.
-Uh oh. David Arquette is drunkenly talking about Courteney Cox on Howard Stern’s show again.
–Drake’s Yorkville condo just sold for $3.75 million. Who else is coveting that Canada-shaped book shelf?
-The tabloids are really running with this ‘Will and Jada separate‘ story, but let’s all take a deep breath and wait until it’s sourced somewhere other than Radar, mmm-kay?
-It didn’t take Chad Michael Murray long to move on since ending his engagement last month, which confirms everything I ever thought about Chad Michael Murray.
–Kim Kardashian appeared on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno to promote…what exactly? Her sexy selfies?
-I kind of love Pamela Anderson‘s new pixie cut. What?!
–Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have finally signed their divorce agreement. Let the Mila Kunis engagement rumours begin!
–Eva Longoria‘s ex Tony Parker is going to be a dad.
-Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler was spotted at an Olive Garden, which is all kinds of funny.
-In honor of his twenty years on TV, Conan O’Brien is uploading classic videos, including this 1997 sketch featuring Will Ferrell and Amy Poehler.
-The trailer for 12-12-12, which follows the Hurricane Sandy relief concert, has been released.