-In a new interview with Town & Country, Nicole Kidman opened up about her “unconditional love” for her adopted children Isabella and Connor Cruise, saying of her new movie Lion “This movie is a love letter to my children.” Still no word on if she actually still sees them, though.
-Also, Nicole camps like I do (by that, I mean she gives up halfway through upon realizing she could just sleep in a goddamn bed instead).
–Lena Dunham released a Hillary Clinton PSA intended to double as a parody of empty celebrity activism. Okay.
-Dear god, Halloween at Gisele‘s house sounds like a Jimmy Kimmel prank come to life. She says she gave her kids’ Halloween candy away, but “I let them try one.”
–Ryan Reynolds and Conan O’Brien passionately kiss in this spoof of The Notebook.
-Oh look. Tom Ford is still a jerk.
–Lupita Nyong’o lip-synching Salt-N-Pepa with a bunch of half-naked firefighters? Yes, please!
–Oprah‘s favourite things are not so fabulous this year. An eyeglass box?!
–Mariah Carey is performing for free tonight in Toronto, and I’m planning my outfit even though it will be a sea of people and I probably won’t even catch a glimpse of her. Just breathing the same air as Mimi requires an ensemble. It’s an event — and this is gonna be me if someone tries to distract me:
-In less happy Mariah news, word is that James Packer dumped her while they were planning their wedding.
-Also, does Nick Cannon have a baby on the way with his ex Brittany Bell?
-Is Deadpool 2 cursed or something?
-An actor tried to spread the word about a racist casting call for a Nick Jonas video and unleashed a legal monster.
–Aubrey Plaza and Michael Cera once dated and almost got married? God, could you imagine the awkwardness?
-The new Wonder Woman trailer shows Diana in all her awesome mythical glory. DC keeps burning me but damn, this looks goooooood!
-Here’s the first full trailer for La La Land, starring Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling, which was far and away my favourite film at TIFF. 100% certified swoon.