-Everyone put away your Halloween costumes. Yours will never be better than Beyonce as Salt-N-Pepa and Jay Z as Dwayne Wayne.
-Speaking of going all out for Halloween, Ellen Degeneres and Heidi Klum recreated Sia’s “Chandelier” video. It was actually pretty impressive how hard Heidi went for it.
-Speaking of going for it, once again Colton Haynes went all out for his costume.
–Hilary Duff and her boyfriend have apologized for their stupid, offensive Halloween costume choices. How does this BS still happen every year? It’s 2016. There’s no excuse anymore.
-I saw two David S. Pumpkins on the subway this morning. Sadly, neither was Tom Hanks.
-I love and adore that Prince Harry‘s rumored girlfriend is Suits star Meghan Markle. I don’t watch the show but it often tapes next to my office and she is stunning IRL. Reitmans certainly lucked out when they signed her as their celebrity spokesperson earlier this year.
–Taylor Swift fans are convinced that she may have reunited with Tom Hiddleston this weekend because they track her movements so closely that it’s little uncomfortable.
-It was a good weekend for pop culture panels. The Hollywood Reporter hosted The Americans panel (I love that Keri Russell argued against getting her forehead vein CGI’d out when she’s angry), while EW brought back the Happy Endings cast (complete with a Hamilton-esque rap).
-Yeah, Mariah Carey is probs gonna go ahead and keep her $10 million engagement ring.
–Bryan Cranston says he will move to Canada if Drump becomes president. Just move here anyway! We’re kinda awesome.
–Bryan also told a great story about marrying a couple flying over the Hollywood sign. (I love how Eddie Redmayne is leaning in and hanging on his every word. Same, Eddie. Same.)
-A new Stranger Things promo is all about Barb. Don’t tease me!!
–Brie Larson needs to burn these shoes with fire.
-According to Michael Douglas, his former costar Val Kilmer is battling cancer.
-This is a great, great piece on the “nasty women of TV comedy,” featuring Samantha Bee, You’re The Worst’s Aya Cash, and Fleabag’s Phoebe Waller-Bridge.
-The Los Angeles D.A. office dropped their investigation into an alleged rape by Glee’s Mark Salling due to lack of evidence.
–Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Reynolds discover a microscopic alien that’s trying to kill them in the first trailer for Life.