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July 2016

Idris Elba Gives Us First Look at Dark Tower

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-Drool. Idris Elba is on the cover of EW to promote Stephen King‘s Dark Tower. Oh, Matthew McCoanaughey is there too, I guess.

-Speaking of McConaughey, this little girl recreated his car commercial in Barbie Jeep. Bless her.

-The Wire’s Michael K. Williams was a backup dancer for Ginuwine, which makes me ridiculously happy.

Netflix’s Stranger Things is being compared to ET, Freaks & Geeks and Stand By Me? Dammit, I’m going to have to watch this thing! #WinoForever

Gwyneth Paltrow was at a makeup event at a store in my hood, and I got a glimpse of her (and a very blurry photo) when she and her burly security guard were leaving. Is this what it feels like to catch a Pokemon?

-Meanwhile, Gwyneth and Chris Martin are finally officially divorced consciously uncoupled.

-Another day, another article about how the Taylor SwiftTom Hiddleston relationship could just be a giant hoax. Meanwhile, a source close to Swift insists they’re real and they’re spectacular.

-MTV’s ‘delete your account’ column continues to be a thing of beauty. This week’s target: Calvin Harris.

Fred Savage would make a *great* cohost for Live. He was a total charmbomb when promoting The Grinder.

-41-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio was photographed kissing a 24-year-old model. That’s swell.

Mick Jagger is about to have his eighth(!) child.

-Ghostbusters opened strong last night! I’m crossing all my fingers and toes that this movie passed the $50M mark this weekend (and am taking a gaggle of gals with me tonight to do our part).

Hailee Steinfeld is over being a teenager with Woody Harrelson as her teacher in the redband trailer for The Edge of Seventeen.

-The entire world is freaking out over the Star Wars: Rogue One sizzle reel that was released today.

Natalie Portman Wants You To Read Her Emails

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Natalie Portman and Jonathan Safran have emailed each other for more than a decade, and shared some of their correspondence in New York Times’ T magazine. Though they’re beyond pretentious, she’s definitely the one doing the heavy lifting in these chats — but it’s all weirdly undercut by the accompanying photos of her without pants. Sigh. So close, guys!

-Meanwhile, Portman is less interested about sharing emails with Ryan Seacrest.

Kristen Stewart and Nicholas Hoult bonded for Equals by skateboarding at 4 a.m., late-night drinking in a bar and go-kart racing. The rest of us are in the wrong line of work, y’all.

Julie Klausner said Page Six lied about her comments about Gwyneth Paltrow — so they came back to her with a handful of receipts.

-Mr. Robot superfan Robert Downey Jr. interviews Rami Malek in the new issue of Interview.

-I’m pleasantly surprised by my lack Emmy rage blackouts today! Overall, this was a really good batch of nominations. I’m especially happy for all the love thrown at The Americans (usually shows this deep into their run of Emmy snubs can’t dig themselves out of it ), as well as the nods for Tatiana Maslany, Constance Zimmer, Better Call Saul, Maura Tierney and Catastrophe (for writing).  It wasn’t all perfect — I would have preferred  Christine Baranski over Emilia Clarke, Rachel Bloom over Laurie Metcalfe, Orange Is the New Black over House of Cards, Oscar Isaac over Cuba Gooding Jr, The Leftovers over Downton Abby,Justin Theroux over Kevin Spacey, and Jessica Jones over almost everything — but still, I’m happy with most of the major categories. I’m also thrilled that The Good Wife’s craptastic final season was totally shut out.

-Also good: for the first time in Emmy history, all six lead acting categories include nods for people of colour. (It’s not perfect, though: not a single supporting actor/actress of colour in a drama was nominated.)

-Bloodline’s Kyle Chandler found out about his nom while taking out the trash. (Which is what that show is. Amirite?)

Bryan Cranston’s talks about the iconic Breaking Bad “I am the one who knocks” scene.

Lea Michele and the Glee cast paid tribute to Cory Monteith yesterday on the third anniversary of his death.

Ariana Grande and Jimmy Fallon made a Snapchat music video, which is supposed to be a joke but seems too much like something that will eventually happen.

Reese Witherspoon won the internet yesterday with her Legally Blonde anniversary snaps.

Alicia Keys rounded up Beyoncé, Kevin Hart, Lenny Kravitz, Rihanna and more celebs for a powerful PSA.

Britney Spears just debuted a new song, “Private Show,” and she looks fantastic in the video.

-Happy Ghostbusters Eve! Enjoy this delightful new Seth Meyers interview with Kate McKinnon. (“My fondest wish is to live as Nick Offerman”), and this Kristen Wiig interview with Jimmy Fallon, in which she plays Bachelorette JoJo, despite knowing nothing about The Bachelorette .

Tom Hiddleston, Anna Kendrick, David Duchovny and more shared their celebrity pet peeves with Stephen Colbert.

-You can watch the terrifying first 8 minutes of Netflix’s new series Stranger Things.

The Hollars trailer, directed by John Krasinski and costarring Anna Kendrick and Margo Martindale, is designed to make you cry.

 

Calvin Harris Slams Taylor Swift on Twitter

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-Oh boy, this Calvin Harris tweet rant is just what we needed to spice a boring Wednesday.  He went after her hard after it was its revealed she wrote his latest hit, ‘This Is What You Came For.’ He even dragged in her feud with Katy Perry! It must have been really hard to climb up on his high horse, considering he’s the guy who almost destroyed Rita Ora‘s career when she dumped him by blocking half her album tracks.

-Meanwhile, Katy Perry‘s over here sipping tea.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have reportedly put their divorce on hold. Oh goodie.

Samuel L. Jackson expertly and perfectly recapped all of Game of Thrones in 7 minutes.

-Arrested Development’s Alia Shawkat just gifted us with the best celebrity blind item ever.

-Mr Robot returns tonight. I’m so, so glad that the reviews are still positive.

-Another show I’m really glad  is getting good reviews is Netflix’s Stranger Things. I want this for Winona.

-The Emmy noms will be announced tomorrow morning at 11:30. I’m crossing my fingers for The Americans and Crazy Ex Girlfriend — which makes me an idiot.

Anna Paquin defended Jennifer Aniston’s essay — and took a dig at HBO’s overzealous photoshopping.

-Other celebs who’ve voiced support for Aniston include Melissa McCarthy, Jason Bateman and Chrissy Teigen. And of course, Justin Theroux.

-This article about how TMZ continues to defend bad celebrity men is so, so good.

Lena Dunham wants to tear out the images of guns in the new Jason Bourne ads.

Melissa McCarthy and Jimmy Fallon played Word Sneak and ended up agreeing that dogs should go to college.

-Speaking of adorable late night games, Kristen Stewart played Jello-shot Twister with Fallon. Who is this person?!

-Kimmy Schmidt’s Tituss Burgess wrote the most delightfully scathing Yelp review of a moving company after one of the employees called him the f word. I love him so much!

Emma Stone and Maya Rudolph covered Robyn‘s ‘Call Your Girlfriend’ with butter tubs — which is exactly as awesome as it sounds. (I love how surprised they seem when they nail it.)

-Speaking of Emma, she gets serenaded by Ryan Gosling in the gorgeous new trailer for La La Land.