-Oh boy, this Calvin Harris tweet rant is just what we needed to spice a boring Wednesday. He went after her hard after it was its revealed she wrote his latest hit, ‘This Is What You Came For.’ He even dragged in her feud with Katy Perry! It must have been really hard to climb up on his high horse, considering he’s the guy who almost destroyed Rita Ora‘s career when she dumped him by blocking half her album tracks.
-Meanwhile, Katy Perry‘s over here sipping tea.
–Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have reportedly put their divorce on hold. Oh goodie.
–Samuel L. Jackson expertly and perfectly recapped all of Game of Thrones in 7 minutes.
-Arrested Development’s Alia Shawkat just gifted us with the best celebrity blind item ever.
-Mr Robot returns tonight. I’m so, so glad that the reviews are still positive.
-Another show I’m really glad is getting good reviews is Netflix’s Stranger Things. I want this for Winona.
-This article about how TMZ continues to defend bad celebrity men is so, so good.
–Lena Dunham wants to tear out the images of guns in the new Jason Bourne ads.
–Melissa McCarthy and Jimmy Fallon played Word Sneak and ended up agreeing that dogs should go to college.
-Speaking of adorable late night games, Kristen Stewart played Jello-shot Twister with Fallon. Who is this person?!
-Kimmy Schmidt’s Tituss Burgess wrote the most delightfully scathing Yelp review of a moving company after one of the employees called him the f word. I love him so much!
–Emma Stone and Maya Rudolph covered Robyn‘s ‘Call Your Girlfriend’ with butter tubs — which is exactly as awesome as it sounds. (I love how surprised they seem when they nail it.)
-Speaking of Emma, she gets serenaded by Ryan Gosling in the gorgeous new trailer for La La Land.