–Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s new Harper’s Bazaar interview has to be seen to be believed. Read it, savour it, tattoo quotes from it on your limbs. (But not his comment about Kim’s nude selfies: “to not show it would be like Adele not singing.” That’s mine.)
-Super private Mila Kunis is revealing details about her super private marriage, including that she bought their wedding bands for $90 on Etsy.
-Supergirl’s first photo of Tyler Hoechlin as Superman is so…weird. CW, the whole point of hiring the actors you do is so you don’t have to Photoshop them within an inch of their life.
–Adam Pally‘s comments in this article on Netflix refusing to release ratings is so on point. It’s harder for creators to negotiate when there’s no measures of success. There’s also persistent rumours that Netflix pays writers sub-union wages.
-This profile of Howard Stern is actually a pretty fascinating reconsideration of his entire career.
–Cara Delevingne might be engaged to St Vincent!
-I agree with this review that it’s time for Mr. Robot to cut down on the super-sized episodes, mostly because Showcase in Canada keeps cutting off my recordings.
-Meanwhile, Jimmy Kimmel hacked into Mr Robot — mostly to ask Elliot to help him sync his contacts.
-This Instagram vid is going to make you fall in love with Gwen Stefani a little bit.
-When I first heard about the Beaches remake for Lifetime I was all aw hells no, but then I found out that Idina Menzel is taking over the Bette Midler role. Carry on, then.
–Justin Bieber’s strange relationship with exotic animals continues.
-As much as I love the Gilmore Girls, this article on how to make the show great raises a lot of valid points.
–Bradley Cooper‘s DNC appearance irked some conservatives because of his portrayal of Navy SEAL in American Sniper. It’s almost like actors and their characters are not the same person!
–Jared Leto‘s battle with TMZ about that Taylor Swift video continues.
–Johnny Depp and Amber Heard have finally agreed to a court date after accusing each other of stalling.
-Oof. The new Bourne movie isn’t exactly getting glowing reviews. How can Bourne be a bore?
–Ansel Elgort continues to release EDM music under a pseudonym. I can’t, guys. Not even for mocking purposes. My soul isn’t strong enough.
-No more drama: Mary J. Blige filed for divorce from husband Kendu Isaacs after 12 years of marriage.
-Sweet: Black Mirror is dropping on Netflix on Oct 21. Even sweeter: Rashida Jones and Mike Schur wrote one of the episodes.
–Ben Affleck and Anna Kendrick get in over their heads in the new trailer for The Accountant. Anyone else not really buying Affleck as a socially awkward math geek.
[Note: I’m out of town for a few days so no new updates until Aug 3]