-In her InStyle cover story, Kate Winslet talks about being happy with her body post-baby: “I’ve got boobs and a bum and a man who loves me.”
-Another day, another awesomely inspiring speech from Shonda Rhimes to kick you in your pants parts.
-Human tire fire Emile Hirsch appeared in court to address assault charges after allegedly attacking a woman at Sundance.
–Kate Hudson and Chris Martin are just friends though, right? Right??!
–Kanye West just shared a bunch of naked pictures of Kim Kardashian with the world, cause why not?
–Ryan Gosling still does not get where the “Hey Girl” thing came from.
–Justin Bieber was roasted this weekend. The special doesn’t air on Comedy Central until March 30, but the internets have helpfully compiled all the nastiest burns. (The Hannibal Buress ones are especially epic.) Don’t feel too bad for the Biebs, though; he asked for it.
-Meanwhile, his Men’s Health feature also backfired. Sure, he got to show off his baby abs on the cover, but the accompanying article is super scathing.
-I know it’s only March, but I’m pretty sure this is going to win headline of the year: “Why Would Anyone Want to Date Sean Penn?”
-Buffy’s Nicholas Brendon has been arrested for the third time in five months. Get it together, Zeppo.
-I haven’t caught up on The Jinx yet but judging by how my Twitter timeline exploded last night, it’s a must. It seems the HBO doc accomplished what Serial couldn’t: an arrest. (The LAPD insists the timing of the arrest, which happened the same weekend the finale aired, was merely a coincidence.) Meanwhile, The Jinx creators cancelled a bunch of scheduled interviews today and keep ducking questions about the timeline of the confession.
–Ansel Elgort says he would “love to produce a record for Missy Elliott.” So, that happened.
-Just because he was caught doing body shots off bikini babes on spring break, doesn’t mean Patrick Schwarzenegger cheated on Miley Cyrus, says Patrick Schwarzenegger.
-This weekend at a con, David Tennant adorably helped a young fan ask a girl out because he’s a perfect human being.
-Uh oh. David Lynch says the third season of Twin Peaks may not happen after all due to contract “complications”.
-It’s time to rethink everything we thought we knew about Wilmer Valderrama. Demi Lovato says she “really wouldn’t be alive today without” him.
-Here’s a clip of Kristen Stewart and Juliette Binoche in Clouds of Sils Maria, a movie I saw at TIFF that I liked — ish.
–Kevin Bacon‘s ad about bacon and eggs is pretty wonderful. Your move, Jon Hamm.
-I’m glad that Amy Schumer‘s movie Trainwreck is getting such glowing reviews. Love her!
-Wait, Rita Wilson is a singer? She recruited Tom Hanks and Sara Bareilles to star in her new music video.
–Gillian Anderson is all smiles while promoting The Fall at BBC. I will never not love her.
-It looks like it’ll be another nasty divorce for Pamela Anderson. She’s taken out a restraining order against her estranged husband for alleged abuse.