–Tatiana Maslany gets the triple cover treatment on the new issue of Flare, and the accompanying story is pretty great (despite the random Buffy slam).
-The first full trailer for the new season of Orphan Black doubles on on the clonage.
–Taylor Swift announced she’s going to be the godmother of Jaime King‘s baby with this weirdly intimate pic. Is that a thing people do? Lock down the godparents before the kid is even born?
-I guess the big Marvel announcement is Robert Downey Jr. is inviting you the premiere of Avenger: Age of Ultron? Disappointing.
-In more exciting superhero news, Drew Goddard is rumoured to be directing Sony’s Spider-Man reboot. He made his bones in TV, writing on Buffy, Angel and Lost.
-Also, Michelle Rodriguez has apologized after that weird comment about minority actors “stealing all the white people’s superheroes.”
-Game of Thrones’ Natalie Dormer makes out with a lot of randos in Hozier’s ‘Someone New’ video.
–Idris Elba was spotted filming “special episodes” of Luther in London and my heart just swelled three sizes.
-The Broad City girls played “truth or truth” against Jimmy Fallon and things got real serious real fast.
–Cara Delevingne and St. Vincent might be dating and this news is so great that I want to hug it.
–Kelly Osbourne quit Fashion Police, and now there’s rumours Khloe Kardashian might take her place. Clearly, no one watched her red carpet commentary at the Oscars.
-Netflix just locked down your summer plans by announcing the premiere dates of Orange Is the New Black and Wet Hot American Summer.
–Shia LaBeouf is trying to bring back the rattail, thereby ensuring it will never happen.
-That unretouched photo of Cindy Crawford might have been retouched after all — and she’s threatening to sue.
–Selena Gomez reached out to a suicidal fan in the comments of her Instagram. Ignore the grammar and embrace the sweetness.
-The Last Man on Earth starring Will Forte debuted last night to surprisingly big ratings, considering the promotion wasn’t so great and it was up against The Walking Dead.
-This behind the scenes video of the Parks and Rec finale made me tear up more than the actual episode. On the plus side, at least it proves that I’m not entirely dead inside!
–Christina Aguilera has signed on to appear in a multi-episode arc on Nashville, a show I keep forgetting still exists.
-When they said the Get Hard red-band trailer was NSFW, they weren’t lying. I can’t tell if this movie is going to be funny, or just a pile of homophobic prison rape jokes.