-Another day, another report that Lindsay Lohan has made off with jewellery that might not be hers. She was spotted landing in Brazil with a bracelet she took from the set of Anger Management.
-Meanwhile, Kristen Stewart and Lindsay have apparently bonded over their shared hatred of the paparazzi. This cannot end well for KStew…
-Congrats to Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard, who just welcomed a baby girl named Lincoln. (I like the name, but I would have liked it a whole lot more in any other year than this one.)
-Are Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez spending time together again?
–Angelina Jolie is shooting down reports that she and Brad Pitt already got married.
-I haven’t fully caught up with the show yet, but I really liked this article on why Bunheads shouldn’t be cancelled (it hasn’t been, despite the URL).
-A whole bunch of stars (including Sarah Jessica Parker, Elisha Cuthbert and Blake Lively) showed up to the grand opening of a Target store in Toronto last night. I can understand why Blake went — she’s been hanging around Ontario while her husband shoots a film in Sudbury. But SJP was a get! (Word is she was the nicest too, walking the aisles chatting with people about what they were buying.)
–Miley Cyrus says she totally didn’t go on a date with Nick Jonas this week.
–Liz from Roswell (or Natalia from Girls, for you hipsters out there) just had a baby girl.
-I’ve never been a fan of planking or Swintoning or any of those other dumb photo trends, but I can totally get behind this one that’s taking off in Japan right now!
-I really, really don’t need to get into another TV show but man, is Orphan Black getting rave reviews. (Good on Tatiana Maslany, the Canadian actress who landed the lead.)
-Speaking of TV, Matthew Weiner says he knows you all want Sal back on Mad Men, but he doesn’t care.
-Wow. The Walking Dead really is weirdly similar to Toy Story.
-This is unexpected: Christopher Nolan is reportedly courting Matthew McConaughey for the lead in his next movie.
-Here’s the first bit of footage of Matt Damon and Michael Douglas in HBO’s Liberace biopic. So many sequins…
-I love the Nerdist podcast. I love YouTube’s My Drunk Kitchen. So watching the Nerdist’s Chris Hardwick cook fish sticks made my day! “Isn’t cooking so awful??!” Yes. Yes it is.
-I also enjoyed watching Amy Poehler turn into a fangirl while talking to Facts of Life writer Irma Kalish.
-Gawker has a pretty good rundown of all the f**kery happening on NBC’s Today right now.
–Kate Bosworth is looking skinnier than ever these days.
-Speaking of people in the LBD universe, John Green (who wrote the amazing The Fault in Our Stars) just announced that he’ll be writing the introduction for a book being released about the girl that inspired his novel.
-I kind of adore this photo of Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger. #PaceyForever
-The new trailer for Kick-Ass 2 is all about Hit Girl, which can only be a good thing.