–Jon Hamm really wants us all to stop talking about his dick already. Yeah, good luck with that, buddy.
-It’s official: Justin Bieber‘s neighbours DO NOT have Bieber Fever.
-Meanwhile, Bieber is defending his recent antics by saying he’s “young and makes mistakes.” True, but did all of those mistakes have to be in a span of three weeks?
–Lindsay Lohan showed up to work on Anger Management an hour early and was super well-behaved yesterday — which obviously couldn’t last. She delayed production on her second day.
–Gucci Mane was arrested for assault after allegedly hitting a fan over the head with a champagne bottle.
-This might be the best used car Craigslist ad in the history of ever!
–Amanda Bynes tried to hide from the paparazzi — by hanging out in Times Square.
-Meanwhile, I really loved this blog post about the 10 things we learned from Veronica Mars.
-Missing Ryan Gosling? There’s a hotline for that!
–Ashley Judd has reportedly decided that she doesn’t want to run for Senate after all.
-Well, this is one way to promote your movie during Earth Hour.
-A new trailer for Game of Thrones has landed. Apparently, dragons are a major theme this season.
-This almost makes me not hate The Walking Dead‘s Andrea.
–Rob Lowe flew around with a jet pack — and because the internet rocks, there’s video!
–Halle Berry is 46 and still looks like this in a bikini. Sigh.
–Ryan Reynolds eats Burger King? But I thought he was married to a domestic goddess who has devoted her life to feeding him?
-I’m not a big fan of gin, but I’d drink gallons of it if Idris Elba wanted me to.
–Andy and Lana Wachowski will be producing a show for Netflix.
-The buzz is building that Anderson Cooper may replace Matt Lauer on The Today Show.
-Get ready to hate yourself (more?): Madonna’s net worth just hit $1 billion.
-The new Yeah Yeah Yeahs video for “Sacrilege” is pretty freakin’ mesmerizing.
–Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis were photographed looking all lovey at Disneyland.
-CBS just renewed 14 shows. (NBC was all “wait, they have 14 whole shows?!?”)
-The full Wolverine trailer was released today. Yup, ninjas.
-Here’s the first trailer for White House Down (not to be confused with the similarly premised Olympus Has Fallen). Things still blow up real good — but this time with Channing Tatum!