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November 2012

Is There An Emma Stone Sex Tape Out There?

emma stone sex tape
Emma Stone in Easy A. (Columbia Tristar)

-Those rumours of a sex tape featuring Emma Stone have gotten louder today. Alright interwebs, it’s time to start a “Leave Emma Alone” meme. Engage!

–Halle Berry‘s ex Gabriel Aubry is heading to court after that Thanksgiving brawl with Olivier Martinez.

-Meanwhile, a bruised Martinez was spotted at a liquor store today. That’s right, buddy. Drink away the pain.

–Tom Cruise has reunited with Suri for Thanksgiving and, as Lainey predicted, his camp is milking it with all they’ve got.

-Former Sexiest Man Alive Bradley Cooper has giving current SMA Channing Tatum his seal of approval. Sadly, this did not involve kissing.

–Coldplay just announced three year break. Is anyone else already dreading 2016?

–Nicki Minaj didn’t attend her album-release party Tuesday — but this time, it was her boyfriend causing all the drama.

–Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale look like they’re posing for a glossy photo shoot but they’re actually just walking down the street. ‘Cause this is how they look ALL THE TIME!

-Get ready to throw up all those turkey leftovers: Rihanna and Chris Brown spent Thanksgiving together. There’s even photographic evidence.

-Meanwhile, Chris and Drake will not face criminal charges for that nightclub brawl back in June.

–Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are back in NYC after spending Thanksgiving in London.

-Here’s a Thanksgiving pair that I can actually get behind: John Stamos spent the day with Bob Saget.

–George Clooney and Stacy Keibler continue to enjoy their Mexican vacation/break my heart.

-So Lady Gaga has dreadlocks now.

-I love that the cast of Happy Endings actually seem to be tight in real life, unlike most casts who say they are but spend their downtime fighting over who has the biggest trailer.

–Amanda Seyfriend holds some dresses (as opposed to wearing them) in the new issue of Vanity Fair.

-Tweeters were unimpressed with Matt Lauer‘s Macy’s parade coverage.

–Rashida Jones and Jimmy Fallon‘s holiday melody was all kinds of awesome. This, plus Jimmy’s parade performance, means he wins the week!

Halle Berry’s Ex and Fiance Hospitalized After Brutal Thanksgiving Brawl

Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez in Dark Tide. (Lionsgate)
Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez in Dark Tide. (Lionsgate)

-Family drama is to be expected during the holidays, but Halle Barry‘s brood took things a little too far. Her baby-daddy Gabriel Aubrey was arrested after getting into a brutal brawl with her fiance Olivier Martinez while dropping off daughter Nahla at Berry’s house. Both men ended up in the hospital, but have since been released — in Aubrey’s case, into police custody.

–George Clooney has the right idea during the holidays: skip all the drama by skipping the country.

-Stars took to Twitter to share their silly Thanksgiving photos.

–Amy Poehler appeared on bestie Jimmy Fallon‘s show last night — and the results were predictably adorable.

-Speaking of late night, the best part about David Letterman‘s interview with Scarlett Johansson was when he called her out for pretending to be embarrassed by a photo she posed for.

-Speaking of Scarlett, here’s a new clip from Hitchcock.

–SNL’s Bill Hader talks about how he makes up those crazy clubs for Stefan to giggle over.

–Jennifer Lawrence may think that everyone in Hollywood considers her “obese,” but they’ll have to change their minds after seeing these bikini pics.

-Four Toronto chefs have transformed Swiss Chalet’s Festive Special into gourmet dinners. Fine, but do they still come with free Lindor?

-For some reason, Oprah thought it would be fun to cook her own Thanksgiving dinner. Celebrities are weird.

–Chris Brown cancelled his Guyana show following protests over his assault of Rihanna. Awesome people, those Guyanese.

-Of course, Brown’s rep says the protests had no affect at all.

–Ariel Winter‘s sister is not fighting for custody because she wants to get her hands on the actress’ money; she’s married to the Pepsi heir.

–Lenny Kravtiz has a crush on Jane Fonda, which makes him even cooler.

-The Bachelor Canada has chosen his producer-picked fiancee. Check out my finale recap here.

-The trailer for Byran Singer‘s Jack the Giant Slayer has landed. Nicolas Hoult is everywhere these days!

Critics Slam Lindsay Lohan in Liz & Dick

Lindsay Lohan in Liz & Dick
Lindsay Lohan in Liz & Dick. (Lifetime/Adam Taylor)

-I’m pretty sure reading the hilariously scathing reviews of Liz & Dick will be far more fun than sitting through the actual movie. Critics are going pretty balls-out with their hatred of Lindsay Lohan‘s performance.

-Meanwhile, can we talk about the dress Lindsay wore to the Liz & Dick premiere?  Not that we should expect greatness from any realm of her life at this point, but she’s entered Courtney Stodden territory with this one.

-Speaking of premiere dresses, Jessica Biel wore not one but two to the Hitchcock screener. Both were meh — but that didn’t stop Helen Mirren from copping a feel.

–Rihanna lost it on her crew in London when she was experiencing some sound problems. Despite the divaocity, at least she appeared to be singing live which — from what I’ve heard from those at her TO show last week — isn’t always a given.

-In news that should surprise absolutely no one, Chevy Chase is leaving Community. Here’s how Jezebel reported it: “In great news because he’s an unfunny racist idiot, Chevy Chase is exiting the cast of Community and joining a commune of other hacks who have perennial bitch-face.” Yup, that pretty much sums it up.

–Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou have split after nearly six years of marriage. I remember watching him in this Janet Jackson video when I was a wee one and getting all tingly and confused.

-In other split news, Mayim Bialik and her hubby are divorcing after nine years of marriage.

-It’s possible I rewatched this Breaking Bad Thanksgiving parody more times than is socially acceptable.

–Twilight star Jackson Rathbone says he has a giant tattoo of a ketchup bottle on his leg because, um, he just really likes ketchup, k?

–Susan Boyle’s people thought it would be a great idea to promote her new album on Twitter using the hashtag #susanalbumparty — which began trending worldwide after everyone saw it as Su’s Anal Bum Party. Whoopsie!

–Sandra Bullock‘s ex Jesse James somehow convinced another girl to accept his marriage proposal. And this one’s a heiress!

-Noomi Rapace makes a whole lotta costume changes in the new Rolling Stone music video.

-I don’t think I’ve ever, ever sided with the paparazzi on anything, but this video of Justin Bieber holding up three lanes of traffic to scold one is unbelievable (unbeliebable?)

-I love the leather collar on Katie Holmes‘ coat in this picture.

–Amy Poehler and David Letterman shared a smooch on Late Night last night.

–Amanda Bynes got angry when she thought some girls sitting nearby at a nightclub were sneaking photos of her — but the girls didn’t even notice her because, you know, she’s Amanda Bynes.

–Jennifer Lawrence‘s adorable promo tour continues. Here she is telling Ellen about how her mom stole her Oscar ballot.

-Check out the trailer for Admission, starring Tina Fey and Paul Rudd. I didn’t know this was happening, and yet I wonder how we’ve lived so long without it?