–Chris Brown defended his terrorist Halloween costume by saying “I was dressed as the people you kill!” How can one argue with such eloquence?
-Congrats to Elizabeth Banks, who just welcomed a second son via surrogate.
–Zac Efron just became cooler by kissing Rebel Wilson.
-Wait, Morgan Spurlock is directing the One Direction movie? What?!
–Movie 43‘s second trailer has landed. I’m still so confused. So offensive, and yet so star-studded.
–Kendall Jenner held hands with Jaden Smith, but it makes me feel like a creepy oldster to even look at the photo.
–Jeremy Renner‘s new SNL promos have arrived. He doesn’t seem like a dude who easily laughs at himself. We’ll see.
-There’s a reason this NYT restaurant review of Guy Fieri‘s new spot is going viral.
–Rob Kardashian‘s high-end sock line is here — and it’s even worse than you could have ever possibly imagined.
–Schmidt may be New Girl‘s breakout character, but last night’s ep proved that Nick is the show’s true MVP. (“I let this moment get away from me! Why are you cradling me like a baby, friend?”)
-Did Selena Gomez dump Justin Bieber because he was “too needy“? The hair alone screams ‘high maintenance.’
-Sad: Jon Bon Jovi‘s 19-year-old daughter was arrested after a suspected heroin overdose.
–Rihanna looked uncharacteristically demure and adorable on today’s Ellen.
-Here are some pics of Aaron Paul at last night’s GQ event. You’re welcome.
–Oz: The Great and Powerful finally gets its first full trailer. I can’t help but wonder how much better this would be if James Franco wasn’t being so James Franco-y.