-I’m pretty sure reading the hilariously scathing reviews of Liz & Dick will be far more fun than sitting through the actual movie. Critics are going pretty balls-out with their hatred of Lindsay Lohan‘s performance.
-Meanwhile, can we talk about the dress Lindsay wore to the Liz & Dick premiere? Not that we should expect greatness from any realm of her life at this point, but she’s entered Courtney Stodden territory with this one.
–Rihanna lost it on her crew in London when she was experiencing some sound problems. Despite the divaocity, at least she appeared to be singing live which — from what I’ve heard from those at her TO show last week — isn’t always a given.
-In news that should surprise absolutely no one, Chevy Chase is leaving Community. Here’s how Jezebel reported it: “In great news because he’s an unfunny racist idiot, Chevy Chase is exiting the cast of Community and joining a commune of other hacks who have perennial bitch-face.” Yup, that pretty much sums it up.
-In other split news, Mayim Bialik and her hubby are divorcing after nine years of marriage.
-It’s possible I rewatched this Breaking Bad Thanksgiving parody more times than is socially acceptable.
–Twilight star Jackson Rathbone says he has a giant tattoo of a ketchup bottle on his leg because, um, he just really likes ketchup, k?
–Susan Boyle’s people thought it would be a great idea to promote her new album on Twitter using the hashtag #susanalbumparty — which began trending worldwide after everyone saw it as Su’s Anal Bum Party. Whoopsie!
–Sandra Bullock‘s ex Jesse James somehow convinced another girl to accept his marriage proposal. And this one’s a heiress!
-Noomi Rapace makes a whole lotta costume changes in the new Rolling Stone music video.
-I don’t think I’ve ever, ever sided with the paparazzi on anything, but this video of Justin Bieber holding up three lanes of traffic to scold one is unbelievable (unbeliebable?)
-I love the leather collar on Katie Holmes‘ coat in this picture.
–Amy Poehler and David Letterman shared a smooch on Late Night last night.
–Amanda Bynes got angry when she thought some girls sitting nearby at a nightclub were sneaking photos of her — but the girls didn’t even notice her because, you know, she’s Amanda Bynes.
–Jennifer Lawrence‘s adorable promo tour continues. Here she is telling Ellen about how her mom stole her Oscar ballot.
-Check out the trailer for Admission, starring Tina Fey and Paul Rudd. I didn’t know this was happening, and yet I wonder how we’ve lived so long without it?