–Jennifer Lawrence just needs to be my BFF already. In the new issue of Elle, she talks about how Hollywood considers her “a fat actress…I’m Val Kilmer in that one picture on the beach.”
-Much like his girlfriend the day before, Robert Pattinson dodged the Today Show‘s questions about his relationship status. Unlike his girlfriend, he managed to do it in a way that didn’t seem totally bratty.
-Speaking of bratty, in her new talk show promo Whitney Cummings smacks Kristen Stewart for cheating.
-Meanwhile, Robert Pattinson says that if Twilight comes back for a sixth movie, Edward should be gay. Wow. I’d actually watch that.
–Daniel Craig insists, however, that a gay James Bond is not in the cards.
–Parks And Recreation‘s Leslie gets an awesome engagement gift from Ben on tonight’s ep: Joe Biden!
–George Clooney’s sister swears he isn’t gay (yay!) and he’ll never marry (boo!). (Jezebel mentioned this interview by saying ‘in the wake of his split from Stacy Keibler’, but my frantic, enthusiastic web search found no such confirmation. Tease!)
–Ke$ha‘s “Die Young” video is here — and it’s just as weird as you’d expect it to be.
–Jon Stewart‘s takedown of Fox News’ election coverage is something to behold.
-Here’s Justin Bieber dancing with Victoria’s Secret Angels. Warning: sexy sock monkey ahead.
-Here’s a terrifying visual: according to a new (and sketchy) report, Christina Aguilera tried to have threesome with Vanessa Hudgens.
-Speaking of girl-on-girl action, Rihanna and Kate Moss get steamy together in the new issue of V magazine.
–Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig are going to play twins. Best. Idea. Ever.
–Heidi Klum keeps talking about her new relationship with her bodyguard.
-The Warm Bodies trailer has arrived. It was only a matter of time before a zombie romantic comedy landed.
-Another Les Mis trailer –– with a whole bunch of singing. I’ve got goosebumps on top of my goosebumps…
-Congrats to Bryan Adams, who’s got another kid on the way.
-Whatever’s happening with her family, at least Ariel Winters is back to work on the Modern Family set.
–Ellen treated Miley Cyrus to an impromptu bachelorette party, complete with strippers!