-The joint interview portion of the Breaking Dawn promo tour has arrived — and it could have been worse. On the other hand, a source told People that Kristen Stewart “[didn’t seem] as affectionate towards” Robert Pattinson as he was towards her at a recent party. Hey, at least she wasn’t making out with a married dude!
-Meanwhile, Robert‘s photo spread in L’Uomo Vogue was released today. I find it mesmerizing in its misguidedness.
-Oh, and here’s a kissy new Breaking Dawn clip.
-Sad face. Leonardo DiCaprio and Erin Heatherton have reportedly split.
–Amanda Bynes is now referring to herself as a “retired multi-millionaire.” Amazing.
-I get really confused when Katy Perry does things that make me kind of like her. Like when her and her BFF dressed up as Daria and Jane.
–Cee-Lo‘s accuser says he slipped her ecstasy. He continues to deny this nastiness.
–Rihanna must get turned on my jerks dressed like terrorists. She reportedly gave Chris Brown “dirty lap dances” in public on Halloween.
-Meanwhile, Chris Brown‘s own lawyer laid a verbal smackdown on him in court.
-In other news, Rihanna shared a topless photo on Twitter. ‘Cause why not?
–Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis look like they’re still going strong, judging from this photo of them at the Sydney Zoo.
-Weirdness: Prison Break‘s Lane Garrison is defending Joe Simpson.
-I saw This Must Be The Place last year at Cannes (god, I’ll never get sick of saying that!), and it’s finally opening this weekend in limited release. It’s…weird. I liked it, but it’s weird.
-God bless Jezebel for presenting the least practical items from Oprah’s $18,000 favorite things list, measured in Gwyneth Paltrows.
–Mythbusters will do Breaking Bad-themed episode starring Aaron Paul and Vince Gilligan. It’s science, bitch!
-Meanwhile, Aaron Paul dressed up as Max from Where the Wild Things Are for Halloween. Just marry me, already!
-Did Taylor Swift steal a lyric from another artist?
–Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are honeymooning in Tanzania.
-Well, that didn’t take long. Britney Spears and her fam just won their court battle against Sam Lufti.
–Jimmy Fallon ran into Lindsay Lohan and said she seemed “totally sobes.”
-Cohost Carrie Underwood made 12 (12!) costume changes at last night’s CMAs.
-This deleted scene from the Thanksgiving episode of New Girl will make you love Jake Johnson even more.