–James Franco may pass himself off as a Renaissance man, but there’s one thing he can’t do: dance (as proven by this new Grease-inspired R.E.M. music video).
–The Office‘s Rainn Wilson and Craig Robinson wasted no time spoofing Angus T. Jones‘ video.
-Oh goodie: now Charlie Sheen has weighed in on the Two and a Half Men hoopla.
–Jada Pinkett Smith’s response to the kerfuffle surrounding her daughter Willow‘s hair is actually pretty boss.
-Another day, another American Idol scandal. This one involves Nicki Minaj calling Steven Tyler a racist. If only the show were this entertaining…
-Speaking of Idolers, Kelly Clarkson is not happy that a tabloid implied she had anorexia.
–Ashlee Simpson and that guy from Boardwalk Empire are kaput.
-Also joining the Splitsville population: Shia LaBeouf and Karolyn Pho.
-Guys, Ben Savage AND Danielle Fishel have both signed on for the Boy Meets World sequel. I’m way too excited about this.
–Elizabeth Hasselbeck said something I kinda agree with and now my world is askew.
–Shakira just showed off her giant baby bump on Instagram.
-This morning, Scarlett Johansson tried her hand at being a meteorologist, revealing that she has no clue where Pennsylvania is.
–Aaron Paul just found out how Breaking Bad is going to end. If he needs a hug, I’m available.
-If Justin Bieber can’t be with Selena Gomez, does a Selena Gomez lookalike count?
–Amanda Bynes is too busy posting trashy photos on Instagram to show up to her court hearings.
-Well, this might be the meanest elevator prank in the history of the world.
-I haven’t actually seen Breaking Dawn, Part 2 but this clip of Michael Sheen’s weird laugh might just make the whole thing worth seeing in theatres.
–Kim Kardashian was the most searched person of 2012, proving most people don’t deserve the Internet.
–Rupert Grint just revealed that Emma Watson once had a thing with the guy who played Neville Longbottom. She must be just thrilled about that.
–Neil Patrick Harris‘ trippy new web series, Neil’s Puppet Dreams, has debuted. I don’t want to oversell it, but it’s probably the best thing you’ll ever see.