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November 2012

Madonna Goes Topless in New Ad

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–Madonna (who’s 54!) and her breasts (probably not 54) are on display in her new perfume ad, which is a perfect storm of bravery and Photoshop.

–Ariel Winter‘s un-modern family were back in court today, with Children’s Services testifying that her mom should lose custody. Meanwhile, now her father insists he should be the one who gets her.

-I was convinced that this photo (which adorned my office wall for years) was the most embarrassing Hugh Grant pic to ever see the light of day. And then came this one of him posing with a breastfeeding fan. Wow.

-Want to help plan Liz Lemon and Leslie Knope‘s weddings?  Sure you do.

–Cameron Diaz said some stupid stuff about how women want to be objectified and now everyone’s all “Whaaaa??”

–Kelly Clarkson is dropping some major proposal hints to her boyfriend via the press.

–Lindsay Lohan says she has no regrets about her life. That’s ok; we have more than enough for everyone.

–Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are def back together, but he’s reportedly still skating on thin ice.

-I’m pleasantly surprised that Life of Pi is getting glowing reviews. Maybe the book is filmable after all?

–Jennifer Lawrence was hilarious on Leno last night, talking about how she got into a car accident because she thought she saw Honey Boo Boo.

–Kristen Stewart‘s stylist says she has to beg her to wear heels on the red carpet. Sounds like she’s scored herself a real dream job!

–Nicki Minaj slipped a nip on live TV last night.

–Rihanna has apologized to all the journalists she dragged on that disaster of a tour.

-Want to see Leonardo DiCaprio kiss 66-year-old awesomebomb Joanna Lumley? Yeah ya do!

–Frank Ocean talks about penning that the open letter about loving another man in the new issue of GQ.

–Emma Watson’s boyfriend is a cutie!

-The Hollywood Reporter roundtable with possible Best Actress contenders has landed. I love the crap out of these videos!

-The new trailer for Beautiful Creatures has landed. Seems too Twilight-y.

Pink Kills it at the American Music Awards

-I only watched half of the AMAs (’cause I don’t have to cover this stuff anymore – woot!), but I’m glad I caught Pink’s performance of “Try” before flipping over to The Walking Dead. Wowza!

-Speaking of the AMAs, Nicki Minaj recycled Julie Bowen’s Emmy dress.

–Justin Bieber had a big weekend blowout with Selena Gomez, but then they were spotted looking cuddly again at an AMA afterparty (much to Jenny McCarthy’s chagrin). Kids today!

-So BuzzFeed used my old Robert Pattinson interview in a video supercut proving how much he hates the Twilight franchise (at 0:20 and 1:23). Come on guys, the hate mail was just starting to fade…

-Buzzfeed is also tracking how Kristen Stewart’s enthusiasm has waned during this promo tour.

–Bryan Cranston once watched a man die on the street, and it kind of messed him up.

-I keep forgetting that Garrett Hedlund and Kirsten Dunst are a thing, and yet here they are being all thing-like.

-It’s comforting to know that even famous people have unhealthy attachments to Friday Night Lights and/or Tim Riggins.

-I don’t watch Game of Thrones, but everyone’s got their loinclothes in a bunch over the new promo.

-I refuse to say anything bad about Sarah Michelle Gellar ever because of Buffy, so I’m presenting her new son’s name without comment: Rocky James Prinze.

-Stories about disgruntled journalists on Rihanna‘s press tour grew louder over the weekend,  until eventually someone ended up streaking.

–Kid Cudi lost his custody fight.

–This interview makes me love Jennifer Lawrence even more (and it also convinces me that the Oscars are a sham).

–Scarlett Johansson is now dating some French dude.

-This weekend’s SNL was weaksauce, but I’m really wishing they would have kept in this cut bit about Guy Fieri responding to his NYT review.

–This photo is ripe for Suri’s Burn Book. Are those pants Katie‘s wearing? A skirt? A dress? No wonder Suri is all like “bitch, please!”

-The poster for Ryan Gosling‘s new movie shows him with a brutally beat up face. Still hot.

-Speaking of still hot, here’s Charlize Theron with a shaved head.

–Anne Hathaway has been married 0.03 seconds and already she has baby fever.

-Speaking of fetuses, Evan Rachel Wood insists she’s not baking one in her baby basket.

–James Franco just became even more insufferable: he won second place at the Blogging Awards.

-Wait, Last Resort got canned? But how am I supposed to meet my weekly Scott Speedman quota now?!

-Speaking of TV shows, I hate-watched/recapped Gossip Girl with the MSN crew.

-The trailer for Now You See Me (starring Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, Mark Ruffalo, Isla Fisher, Jesse Eisenberg and Woody Harrelson) is out. I’m intrigued.

Watch Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy Team Up in The Heat

-You need to stop whatever you’re doing and watch Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy in the trailer for their new buddy cop flick, The Heat. Seriously, even if you’re a doctor in the middle of an open heart surgery. I think your patient will totes understand after seeing this awesomeness.

–Michael Fassbender gave Ryan Gosling a shoulder massage and then my brain exploded.

–50 Cent was all kinds of cute and flirty on QVC.

–Ben Affleck thinks the media treated him “worse than Scott Peterson” during his Bennifer years.

–Facts of Life star Lisa Whelchel has West Nile Virus following her stint on Survivor. You take the good, you take the bad…

-Well this is probably the most terrifying photo of Nicole Kidman you’ll ever see.  Bite down on something hard before clicking.

–Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were spotted together at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills on Wednesday. What does it all mean?

-Whatever’s happening, it hasn’t stopped Justin from removing references to Selena from the “Beauty and a Beat” lyrics.

–Lea Michele says that dog pee once ruined her spray tan.

-Wait, so now Taylor Swift is dating Harry Styles from One Direction? I need a flow chart to keep up with this girl’s love life.

-This might be the best caption to ever appear on Suri’s Burn Book (and possibly every photo ever).

-I’ve got nothing but love for Kristen Stewart‘s leather shorts. But then she completely lost me by wearing this gold mess.

–Tina Fey may wear pyjamas to host the Golden Globes, because she’s comprised of 100% awesomeness.

-Um, does the outfit Jennifer Aniston wore last night remind anyone else of the prom dress Kelly Taylor wore on 90210?

–Karl Lagerfeld does not seem impressed at meeting Frank Ocean.

–James Franco has ruined sex scenes forever for Vanessa Hudgens.

-Speaking of James, he directed R.E.M’s new video, which features Lindsay Lohan posing for Terry Richardson. (I didn’t think one sentence could possibly include so many terrible things, but there you have it.)