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July 2012

Robert Pattinson Asks Kristen Stewart to Move Out

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1. (Summit)

-Last week, both Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were spotted fleeing the L.A. home they share, but now that the dust has settled a bit, it looks like KStew was the one sent permanently packing, at RPattz’s request.

-Oh, and Us Weekly just posted more pics on their site of Kristen and Rupert Sanders’ intimate encounter (though I think Gawker’s illustrations of them are much more amusing).

-Meanwhile, despite Kristen‘s camp’s talk of “momentary indiscretions” and “fleeting mistakes,” Rupert‘ brother-in-law reportedly claimed the affair had been going on for months (though now there’s some doubts about the veracity of those quotes). Still, no wonder this GIF, in which Kristen appears to be scolding a handsy Rupert on the red carpet at Snow White and the Huntsman‘s London premiere, is blowing up today.

Rupert‘s wife, however, may be in a forgiving mood.

-And, in classic “blame the victim” mode, now there’s scrutiny on Rob‘s friendship with Remember Me costar Emilie de Ravin.

-Sweet! The CW is planning to air Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog on Oct. 9.

Nina Dobrev denies engagement rumours — and throws some shade a Miley Cyrus in the process.

Amanda Seyfried has been spotted spending time with Desmond Harrington (aka Jack Bass!). Let’s hope he doesn’t try to trade her for a hotel…

Kat Dennings wins the worst dressed at the TCA tour with this buxom-y look. Ouch, my eyes!

Sophia Bush is slamming rumours that she’s dating Topher Grace.

Sarah Jessica Parker is going to play a Vogue journalist on Glee. Now let’s all time-travel back two years, when we might have actually cared.

Jada Pinkett Smith just tweeted a photo of herself in a bikini which sounds gross, but really if we all looked like that, clothes would be banned.

X Files star Gillian Anderson has opened up about her previous relationships with women.

-I think I’d rather watch this parody of Girls than actually watch Girls.

Taylor Kitsch just signed on to star in Don McKellar‘s English remake of La Grand Seduction. I like everything about that sentence!

-A pal of Katie Holmes says she’s doing “really great” post-split. Gee, ya think?

-This hilarious diagram reveals how to spot the baddies on Breaking Bad: just look at their heads.

-E!Online’s headline about how Nicole Kidman “looks younger” is practically begging you to examine her face for signs of Botox. Well, if you insist!

Bret Michaels was engaged, but now he’s not.

-The Idol judges rumours have now ensnared Nick Jonas and Pharrell Williams.

-Congrats to SNL’s Bill Hader, who just welcomed his second daughter.

-It’s no secret that there was no love lost between the cast on the set of Charmed, but this lotto prank they played on Shannen Doherty is actually kind of mean.

Drew Goddard (who I will always love and adore from his Buffy days) insists the troubles with World War Z have been blown out of proportion.

-A new trailer for Skyfall, the next Bond flick, debuted during the Olympics this weekend.

Breaking Bad Recap: “Hazard Pay”

Walter (Bryan Cranston) and Jesse (Aaron Paul) in Breaking Bad's "Hazard Pay." (AMC)
Walter (Bryan Cranston) and Jesse (Aaron Paul) in Breaking Bad’s “Hazard Pay.” (AMC)

Season 5, Episode 3: “Hazard Pay”
Purity level: 80%

Even in the criminal underworld, there are varying levels of morality. Mike, who has been made a full partner alongside Walter and Jesse, is the quintessential “stand up guy.” Sure, he gets his hands dirty when the job requires it, but he’s going to look out for his men and stay true to his word. This episode opens with Mike visiting his nine henchmen in prison and ensuring their ongoing loyalty by promising to recoup their hush money, which has been frozen because of the DEA’s investigation of Gus Fring. “You will be made whole,” he promises them, not just because he doesn’t want them to flip, but also out of a personal sense of honour.

No such moral code exists for Walter, who decides to move back home without even bothering to consult his wife. He blithely unpacks his belongings, including a tattered copy of Walt Whitman’s Leaves of Grass (“Take warning – I am surely far different from what you suppose”), completely oblivious to Skylar’s horror. But who has time to notice a wife’s revulsion when there’s work to be done?

The gang sets out to find a new spot to set up their meth lab, with Saul leading them on a tour of potential Albuquerque front companies that includes a tortilla factory and last season’s laser tag facility. They settle on partnering with a crooked extermination firm who’ll set up tented, soon-to-be gassed homes – the perfect cover to cook in daylight. We’re treated to the welcome return of Jesse’s goofy pals, Badger and Skinny P, and introduced to a small crew of exterminators that includes Friday Night Lights’ Jesse Plemons. (Fingers crossed this episode’s revelation that Skinny P is a piano prodigy paves the way for Crucifictorious 2.0!)

After a mesmerizing cook sequence, Walter gently pries into Jesse’s personal life under the guise of father/son-type bonding. Jesse, desperate for Walter’s approval, listens in rapt attention to his mentor’s relationship advice. “Secrets create barriers between people,” says Walter, ostensibly encouraging Jesse to come clean to Andrea. “I know you’ll make the right call. If she loves you, she’ll understand.” But Walter knows that Jesse doesn’t expect anyone to forgive his sins (especially his soul-crushing part in Gale’s murder) when he can’t even forgive himself, and masterfully manipulates his impressionable sidekick into ending the only good thing he’s got going on in his life. Walter, of course, couldn’t care less about the emotional fallout. Once he realizes that Andrea’s out of the way, he can barely fake enough interest to let Jesse finish telling him about their split.

Not that Walter is entitled to be giving anyone else relationship advice. After a spectacular meltdown, a horrified Skylar awakens to find her husband bonding with his kids over the bloody ending of Scarface. Creator Vince Gilligan has often described the show in interviews as “Mr. Chips turns into Scarface,” and while the scene seems a little too on-the-nose for Breaking Bad, it’s redeemed when Walter is heard softly muttering with glee, “Everyone dies in this movie.” Foreshadowing, anyone?

Meanwhile, cracks are already starting to appear in Walter and Mike’s uneasy alliance. The final scene has them quibbling about how much money Mike’s incarcerated men should be allotted. The issue is seemingly resolved when Jesse shames Walter into agreeing to it by offering to cover his cut, but there’s clearly trouble ahead. The closing moment sees Walt musing to Jesse about Gus’ throat-slicing of Victor, suggesting that, like Icarus, “maybe he flew too close to the sun.” The implication is clear: this is what will happen when a subordinate like Mike (and possibly even Jesse) overreaches.

This Week’s ‘Who’s Bad?’ Index:

Skylar: The more unhinged Skylar becomes, the more of a threat she poses to Walter. From her glorious “shut up, shut up!” freakout in front of Marie to her increasingly unnerving interactions with her husband, she’s becoming a real contender in our “who’s going to take Walter down?” betting pool. It can’t be a coincidence that the standout moments of each episode so far this season feature her responding to her husband’s actions with a look of pure terror. 9 blue crystals out of 10.

Walter: Remember when Walt was terrified of contaminates, even going so far as to shut down the lab to prevent a housefly from polluting a batch of meth? Those worries are gone; he now has no problem cooking in a roach-infested house. It’s no wonder; from his casual encounter with a child he once poisoned to his manipulation of his sister-in-law to his episode-ending threat, the implication is clear: Walter has become the contamination. 8 blue crystals out of 10.

Jesse: Jesse no longer waits obediently for Walter to tell him what to do; instead, he’s now stepping up and offering solutions, from his magnet plan in the season premiere to his equipment moving scheme in this episode. Of course, he may be evolving in his professional life, but Walter is still pulling the strings in his personal life. 6 blue crystals out of 10.

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Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Aren’t Speaking

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart (Photo: Summit Entertainment)
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart (Photo: Summit Entertainment)

-To the surprise of absolutely no one, Robert Pattinson isn’t speaking to heart-stomper Kristen Stewart. He was reportedly “horrified” by her gushy public apology (who wasn’t?) and was rumoured to be planning to propose to her.

-Don’t even. We’re expected to believe that KStew and Robert Sanders didn’t have sex? Donne moi un break.

-Meanwhile, I’m sure Sanders’ wife will be thrilled to learn that KStew has gotten close to her kid.

Lady Gaga tweeted a naked photo of herself and it looks…uncomfortable.

-Something’s been missing in my life for the past couple of weeks, but I couldn’t put my finger on it. Something was just off. And then it came to me: I switched email addresses recently, which means I hadn’t been getting my weekly dose of GOOP. I rectified the situation immediately, just in time for Gwyneth‘s guide to the Hamptons. Whew!

-Production on Fringe has been delayed so John Noble can get treated for a sleep disorder (though I would think having Walter extra loopy and REM-deprived would work for his character.)

Jessica Biel is wearing a ‘Justin’ necklace and burphkklhk — sorry, just choked on a little bit of vomit.

-I don’t know what freaks me out more: that Cheryl Burke was flirting with Zac Efron, or that she’s only three years older than him.

Drake says that he’s the “first person to successfully rap and sing.” Aww, muffin!

-Meanwhile, the exec who discovered him says Drake‘s mgmt is scamming him.

Bruce Willis reportedly thinks his daughters are “spoiled and selfish” for turning their backs on Demi Moore.

Justin Bieber got in trouble for throwing down a four-letter word on a recent flight, and it’s wasn’t “baby.”

-Another day, another report of Rihanna and Chris Brown getting flirty in the French Riviera.

Kris Jenner continues to petition for Mother of the Year.

-I walk past a newsstand on my way to work, and every morning this week I’ve looked at the cover of Allure and thought “Wow, Jenna Dewan looks great.” And then I realize it’s Kate Beckinsale. That’s probably not a good sign.

-Speaking of Mrs. Channing Tatum, she’ll star in next season’s American Horror Story. Franke Pontente is also joining the cast.

-Is there anything better than watching Bill Cosby dance? That was a rhetorical question; of course there isn’t!

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were spotted together yet again.

-Honey badger Chris Colfer can now add ‘New York Times’ bestselling author‘ to his resume.

The Killing just got killed.

-This week’s latest John Mayer hookup rumour and this week’s latest Katy Perry hookup rumour can be combined. That’s so considerate of them!

Dane Cook: still an ass.

-One of the best episodes of Parks and Recreation (and that’s saying something!) featured Tom, Donna and Ben enjoying a “Treat Yo’ Self” day. Now there’s outtakes!