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August 1, 2012

Robert Pattinson Staying At Reese Witherspoon’s, Prepping for Cosmopolis and Breaking Dawn Promo Tours

 Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson in Water for Elephants
Still of Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson in Water for Elephants (Twentieth Century Fox)

-The may have had zero chemistry in Water for Elephants, but at least the friendship between Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon was real: he’s reportedly staying at her vacation home. Check out this gallery from Elle Decor to learn more about where he’s crying himself to sleep these days.

-While RPattz turns to ReeseKristen Stewart (who reportedly dumped Rupert Sanders via text and didn’t run her gushy public apology by Rob before releasing it) is reportedly seeking advice from Jodie Foster.

-Meanwhile, the movie studio wants to reassure you that they have no plans to limit the awkwardness by curbing the Breaking Dawn promo tour in any way. Let the cringing begin!

-We’ll have plenty of time getting used to that queasy feeling in the pits of our stomach: Rob is set to do the promo rounds for Cosmopolis in a couple of weeks.

-Even though How I Met Your Mother may return after season eight, Jason Segel may not.

-Meanwhile, Joe Manganiello is set to once again play Segel’s buddy on the sitcom.

-You dig catharsis? Then check out Justin Bieber’s new music video, in which he gets brutally beat up (but not before some truly horrible attempts at acting).

-Even better, check out this hilarious new spoof trailer for Bieber’s gritty new biopic.

Cuba Gooding Jr. has finally reported to the police regarding that incident in which he allegedly pushed a female bartender.

-Now Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are reportedly vacationing together in Bali. When will this nightmare end?!?

Rob Delaney is quickly becoming one of my favourite people to follow on Twitter, so I knew when he wrote an article titled “I’m Suing Kim Kardashian” it was going to deliver the goods. He didn’t disappoint.

-Watching Joss Whedon speak passionately is always worth a few minutes of your time.

-It looks like Taylor Swift has a thing for guys from political families. First, she was linked to Patrick Schwarzenegger. But it’s his relative (Robert F. Kennedy‘s grandson Connor) who she’s now getting cosy with. She’s apparently been “swept off her feet.”

Courtney Love just told Lana Del Rey to “think about my vagina.” That’s advice we should all ignore.

Macaulay Culkin‘s reps are denying the Enquirer‘s story about him being on heroin.

Dennis Hopper‘s son, Henry (who starred in Gus Van Sant‘s Restless), has been accused of raping a 15-year-old girl.

Chris Brown insists he didn’t make a homophobic slur about Frank Ocean. And if there’s anyone we can trust to tell the truth about this sort of thing, it’s Chris Brown.

-Meanwhile, a scathing review of Chris‘ album has gone viral, proving the Internet works!

-Finally, some good news regarding Demi Moore‘s kids: Scout Willis has avoided jail in that underage drinking case.

Victoria Beckham is naked in a bathtub on the cover of Glamour, but it’s not half as exciting as that sounds.

-The first trailer for The Paperboy (aka – the movie in which Nicole Kidman pees on Zac Efron) has landed. I think I speak for everyone when I say: WTF?