–Kristen Stewart’s crappy summer continues. Her mother just filed for divorce from her dad.
–John Mayer reportedly broke up with Katy Perry over email. Ouch. It’s bad enough getting dumped, but even worse when it’s coming from firstname.lastname@example.org.
-Meanwhile, Katy is reportedly throwing herself at random businessmen.
-Even Kellan Lutz thought Twilight sucked when he first read it.
–Lady Gaga was photoshopped to look thinner on the cover of Vogue, which would only be surprising if you haven’t seen Lady Gaga on the cover of Vogue.
-I love love love that the two who played Kristen Wiig‘s roommates are actual roommates in real life.
–Kate Hudson reportedly thought Lea Michele was a diva on the Glee set. Ya don’t say!
-Meanwhile, here’s a look at the new cast members. ‘Cause that’s what that show needs: more kids we don’t give a crap about.
–Megan Fox tries — and fails — to hide her baby bump.
–Taylor Launter is showing off his chest hair. All together now: ewww!
-They may not be dating, but Luke Perry and Jennie Garth are making a TV show together. We’ll take it.
–Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds arrived at the Venice Film Festival today.
-Despite reports, Keith Urban has not officially signed on to American Idol. But he’s close.
-Speaking of Idol, Simon Cowell did something that wasn’t massively horrible.
–Julianna Marguiles‘ wig is OUT OF CONTROL in the new season of The Good Wife.