-Speaking of Chris, the trailer for his new movie The Sapphires has landed. My friend got tickets to this but I didn’t; now I might have to reconsider.
-Speaking of TIFF movies, some new clips from Smashed starring Aaron Paul have landed. CANNOT WAIT!
–Russell Brand visited Geri Halliwell at her house. Guys, this is really happening!!
-It looks like Justin Theroux has gotten Courteney Cox‘s BFF seal of approval.
-Everyone at Pitchfork felt a little tighter in their pants today when Arcade Fire and The Strokes got together for a charity basketball game.
–Holly Madison just announced her pregnancy, and now comes word that her baby daddy is facing jail time.
-The To Do List trailer features Donald Glover, Audrey Plaza, Connie Britton, Scott Porter and pretty much every other awesome NBC star.
-Here’s a sneak peek at the new season of The Walking Dead.
-Speaking of fall TV, the new American Horror Story teaser is super creepy.
–Bill and Giuliana Rancic welcomed their new, regally named son Edward Duke.
-Every time I see a photo of Anne Hathaway’s fiance, I momentarily mistake him for Ryan Gosling. And then I mentally high-five Anne Hathaway.
–Kim Kardashian is tweeting photos of what looks like a wedding dress. Yes, let’s all to that again. Solid plan.
–Breaking Bad’s Besty Brandt talks about how handjobs are windows to the soul on that show.
-Speaking for Breaking Bad, this video made my day.
-Oh goodie. The little kids from Modern Family are now making more than you.
-Ya know, I’ve sang Boyz II Men at karaoke a lot (A LOT!) and never once has one of the band members surprised me with an assist.
–LeAnn Rimes turned 30 and celebrated by entering treatment for “anxiety.” As ridiculous as her requests for privacy are (please, I could pick her belly button out of a lineup thanks to her omnipresent bikini pics), it’s NUTS that haters were calling her.
-TIFF hasn’t even started yet and the celeb sightings are in full swing already. Clare Danes is in town to support hubby Hugh Dancy.
–Alexander Skarsgard is coming to TIFF. He has a week to shape up and look better than this.
-Is there anything Ryan Gosling can’t do? He’s going to direct a movie based on a screenplay he wrote.
-No wonder Emma Stone is turning to Ryan for advise.
–Shia LaBeouf joked about sending in a sex tape for an audition. Please stop.
-Meanwhile, Shia is pouting about feeling left out on the set of Lawless. Aww, muffin!
-What is the point of releasing a Spring Breakers clip if it doesn’t feature James Franco‘s cornrows?!?
–Headline of the day: “Kris Humphries Denies Giving Kayla Goldberg Herpes”
-Lady Gaga dressed up like a blackbird because it was a day that ends in ‘y’.
-Holy crap, the guy who plays Simon from Misfits sings too? I’m dying!
–will.i.am and Cheryl Cole are fine — if a little bloody — after getting into a car accident.
-MTV just cancelled Jersey Shore. Let us never fist-pump again, mmm-kay?
-Lifetime just released a bunch of new stills from Lindsay Lohan‘s Liz & Dick TV movie. (Why does everyone keep leaving out the ‘TV’ part?) They are even better than I could have hoped for!
–Courtney Stodden just turned 18, so of course she’s exploring her porn options. Isn’t the only point of marrying an old dude to avoid that?
–Taylor Swift just released a teaser for her new video. Sadly, there is no Jake Gyllenhaal-shaped pinata in sight.