-Did you feel a cold chill run down your spine in the wee hours of Sunday morning? ‘Cause that’s when the spawn of Snooki officially entered our realm. He came in the guise of a 6 lbs, 5 oz. bouncing baby boy, but don’t be fooled by his chubby cheeks or adorably Guido name and let your guard down. This kid will rule us all one day.
-In non-terrifying baby news, Anna Faris and Chris Pratt just welcomed their first kid.
–Katie Holmes participated in the great parental tradition of teaching one’s kid how to ride a bike in front of a sea of paparazzi.
–James Franco interviews Mila Kunis and talks about double standards and dealing with criticism in the new issue of Interview.
–Prince Harry is very, very sorry that he showed the world his ginger junk.
–Rupert Murdoch has jumped to Prince Harry’s defence, but only after his newspaper ran the nekkid photos.
–Rihanna clearly has too much time on her hands if she’s picking Twitter fights with Joan Rivers. Seriously girl, don’t you have a new tattoo to Instagram or something?
-Oh wait. Now Rihanna’s hanging out with Rob Kardashian. Go back to Twitter fighting!!
–This photo of Jennie Garth and Luke Perry getting all cuddly on the set of their Old Navy commercial is giving me the warm ‘n fuzzies.
-Meanwhile, this photo of Mindy Kalling and John Mayer kinda makes me heart Mindy a little less.
–John‘s ex-girlfriend Katy Perry threw her pal a birthday party in L.A., but seemed to forget her pants. As long as she didn’t forget the cake!
–Katy was reportedly being courted by American Idol, and they offered her even more money than Mariah Carey.
–Alanis Morissette says she was approached to become an American Idol judge but thinks reality TV competitions are lamer than ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.
-One of the Baldwin brothers got arrested in NYC, but it wasn’t Alec or Billy so we don’t really need to care.
–Kim Kardashian and Kanye West keep it classy by hitting up McDonalds.
–Oprah‘s network is finally doing better in the ratings now that she realized that viewers would rather see juicy sit-down interviews over touchy feel self-help crap.
–Russell Brand is still alive and kicking, despite what Twitter says.
–Marti Noxon, who was responsible for some awesome Buffy episodes, has a new show.
-The trailer for The Tall Man has landed. Man, Jessica Biel should really put a better makeup clause in her contract.