-Did you really think that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake would quietly elope in Wyoming? I mean, really?!
–Henry Cavill has reportedly split from his supermodel fiancée. And yes, I’m assuming it had something to do with his feelings for me.
-The fallout from Kristen Stewart‘s affair continues to rain down on the Twilight cast. She, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner have all bowed out of the upcoming conventions.
-Meanwhile, a new blog post by Rupert Sanders‘ wife suggests she’s contemplating freedom.
–This headline (“A Sneak Peek at Adam Scott’s Junk”) was very misleading.
–Nicki Minaj is reportedly in talks to park her infamous butt in an American Idol judge’s chair.
-Want to depress the hell out of your children? Take them to The Odd Life of Timothy Green. Wails one kidlet: “You will tear out your eyes!”
-Well hello there, Megan Fox’s belly bump!
-Meanwhile, Roswell‘s Maria has just joined The Office spinoff. It’s still a bad idea.
–Jennifer Aniston stepped out with a simple gold band on her ring finger. Tease!
-Even the First Lady has a thing for George Clooney.
-This Bill Murray mixtape will undoubtedly be the coolest thing you’ll watch all day.
-Congrats to Rufus Wainwright, who’s set to marry his partner Thursday.
-Remember those rumours of Glee creating a spin0ff around Rachel and Kurt in NYC? Now it’s just called season four.
-Whoa. Blair from The Facts of Life is going to compete in the next season of Survivor.
–Tom Cruise‘s camp is denying reports that he kept Suri away from Katie Holmes‘ relatives in Ohio.
-Meanwhile, Katie‘s NY Fashion Week show will be on the same day as Victoria Beckham’s.
-Finally, proof that Kim Kardashian is an alien!
–Hilary Swank has split from her BF of five years.
-New Downton Abbey trailers have landed.
–Andrew Garfield was busted for speeding while out with Emma Stone.
-The ballerinas from Kanye West‘s “Runaway” video staged an in-flight flash mob.
–Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart made a cheezy appearance in Vegas this weekend.
-I’m not exactly sure why Vanity Fair asked Carson Daly about Christina Aguilera‘s orgasms, but they went there.
–Rosie O’Donnell is doing better after suffering a heart attack last week.
–These photos of Joshua Jackson playing with his niece are sure to make you melt.
-Meanwhile, a new Fringe promo featuring Peter and Olivia‘s daughter has landed.