-“They are actors playing parts,” scolds Breaking Dawn‘s director while urging fans to “respect” Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in the wake of the cheating scandal. Yeah, good luck with that…
-Meanwhile, Rupert Sanders and his wife have been spotted together at a deli.
-Set your PVR: Rob is scheduled to appear on The Daily Show Aug. 13 for what is sure to be a squirmy interview.
-Yay! Here’s the first photo from the set of the Arrested Development movie.
-Despite tabloid reports, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are still dating/endlessly vacationing.
-Meanwhile, here’s what Jennifer looks like as a hooker, just in case you were wondering.
–Cringe-inducing headline of the day: “Miley Cyrus’ dog eats (and poops) diamonds.”
-Another day, another report that mommy dearest Kris Jenner brokered Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape.
-Meanwhile, Kim says she “likes” it when Kanye West refers to her as “the perfect bitch.” They really are living the fairytale, huh?
-This Radiohead time-lapse video is all kinds of cool.
-Uh-oh. Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis have graduated to public hand-holding.
-Either Kate Bosworth is engaged, or she just likes to throw random French words into her blog.
–Randy Travis was arrested for DUI again — this time, in the nude. Twist!
–Suri Cruise eats at Nobu? I hate my life…
-If you secured Jon Hamm and Lena Dunham to star in your iPhone app video, couldn’t you also secure a decent script?
-Congrats to Stanley Tucci, who wed Emily Blunt‘s lookalike sister.
–Pretty Little Liars star Lucy Hale says she once struggled with an eating disorder.
-Um, guys…there’s a Dawson’s Creek reunion petition just waiting to be signed!!
-Nivea’s new head honcho wasted no time firing Rihanna as the face of their brand.
-Rejoice! Joss Whedon has confirmed he is writing the Avengers sequel.
–Joan Rivers handcuffed herself to a Costco shopping cart. ‘Cause why not?
–Emma Stone continues to OD on awesome.
–Jennifer Lopez says her driver tried to blackmail her, and she wants $20 million for her troubles.
–Aziz Ansari‘s hip hop album covers are all kinds of great.
-Also great: Conan O’Brien’s spoof of the Apple and Samsung patent trial.
–Lea Michele made a big deal of showing off her massive new diamond ring. Yawn.
–Ryan Reynolds is doing his country proud by filming a movie with Atom Egoyan.
-The new trailer for This is 40 looks great, despite the presence of Megan Fox.