-Praise Justin Theroux for saving Jennifer Aniston from what we can only imagine would be the tear-stained life of a weepy cat lady! It was the actor’s birthday on Friday, but Jen was the one who got a surprise present: an engagement ring.
-Meanwhile, now that Brangelina‘s supposed wedding date has been pushed back yet another week, the fake race to the alter is on.
–Britney Spears got her vamp on at a photo shoot for her new fragrance.
-The internet is OMGing over Miley Cyrus’ new haircut, mostly because it makes her look like Draco Malfoy.
–Vanessa Paradis shot down a reporter who tried to ask her about her split from Johnny Depp.
-Does anyone else’s face still hurt from smiling while watching the Spice Girls at the closing ceremonies? Anyone?
–Marilyn Manson tried to thwart the paparazzi by scrawling “F*CK YOU” across his face at the airport, but just ended up having to spend the whole trip apologizing to security and the parents of young children.
-Want to know what Tom Cruise smells like? Just ask Meryl Streep.
–Flavor Flav is the latest celebrity to get in trouble for not paying his taxes.
–Katy Perry and John Mayer continue to wig us out by spending time together.
-A woman gave birth on a park bench — and TMZ caught Jonah Hill trying to take a photo of the afterbirth. Only in New York!
-Good to see Macaulay Culkin is looking healthier these days.
-Why is Anderson Cooper‘s boyfriend kissing another man?! Don’t betray the Silver Fox!
-Dating George Clooney has its perks (besides dating George Clooney). Stacy Keibler just landed a new TV hosting gig.
-I think last night’s Breaking Bad gave me an ulcer. Recap coming later this morning…
–50 Cent on Kanye West dating Kim Kardashian: “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.” Me-ow!
–Taylor Lautner was spotted grabbing dinner with Pretty Little Liars‘ star Ashley Benson.
-Set you DVRs and feast on the awkwardness! Robert Pattinson will be interviewed on Good Morning America on Wednesday.
-Odd: The Insane Clown Posse is suing the FBI for profiling their fans.
–Red Dawn was made a few years ago, but now that Chris Hemsworth and Josh Hutcherson are all fancy and famous, the film is finally being released.