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November 2016

Gilmore Girls Reviews: The Critics Weigh In

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-The Gilmore Girls EW cover was revealed (what’s with Luke‘s hair?) on the same day that the review embargo was lifted. The general consensus about the revival: it’s messy but occasionally wonderful. TV Line says it’s “exactly like you remember, exactly what you need” (though they’ve basically turned into a fansite), EW gives it a B+, THR’s Daniel Fienberg (who’s always a tough sell) says it is “flawed, but a must for fans,” Alan Sepinwall calls it “kind of a mess, but one we’re glad exists,” Vulture says you may find yourself “more easily spotting some of the flaws that co-exist alongside its charms,” and Variety’s Mo Ryan (who’s opinion I most often agree with) says it’s “sometimes too overstuffed” but it remains “TV comfort food.” Good enough for me! Also, everyone seems to subtly imply that Alexis Bledel remains the weakest link which…yeah.

-Meanwhile, last night Jimmy Fallon revealed that he’s deep in the Gilmore Girls fandom — and he’s #TeamJess. Obviously.

Lin-Manuel Miranda revealed he’s making a secret Disney film!

-God, I love when Michael Shannon is on a press tour. While promoting Nocturnal Animals, he admitted that he fell asleep during Batman V Superman, and then went OFF when asked about the election.

-In 1966, a 40-year-old Tony Bennett met a pregnant superfan backstage. Decades later, he married the baby.  HE MARRIED THE BABY, GUYS!

-Um, Nick Jonas is making me feel things. Naughty things. I’m so confused.

Prince‘s estate is suing Jay Z’s Roc Nation for illegally streaming Prince’s music on Tidal .

-You can listen to an excerpt from Anna Kendrick‘s audiobook here.

Ryan Gosling is just as confused by his Hey, Girl internet fame as you are: “I’ve never said that…Do you remember when Fabio got hit in the face with a pigeon on the roller coaster and it broke his nose? Sometimes I feel like I’m the pigeon and the internet is Fabio’s face.”

Ricky Martin is adorably awkward and nervous when talking about his marriage proposal.

-Guess I can just go ahead and delete all those episodes of No Tomorrow and Frequency from my DVR. CW (who doesn’t cancel anything!) has basically cancelled them. Also, they’re holding iZombie until spring. *pout*

Madonna is doing carpool karaoke!!

Mandy Moore says that when she met Justin Timberlake, he told her “You have big feet for a girl!” Charming.

Taylor Swift topped Forbes highest-earning celeb under 30 list with $170 million, while the Kardashian/Jenners have six spots with $122 million.

-Everyone’s already calling the Best Supporting Actress Oscar race for Viola Davis. It still bugs me that she’s able to submit for supporting…

Miles Teller tries to convince us that he’s grown up. Uh huh.

-Did you guys catch David Blaine’s special last night? The Margot Robbie trick was the weirdest, but my fave reaction was David Beckham‘s, when he was telling an off-screen Victoria about the frog trick. (Love that he calls her “Tor.”)

Dwayne Johnson Is the Sexiest Man Alive

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-Lainey was right: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has officially been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive. Meh. As long as it’s not Justin Timberlake, I’m happy. And it’s their first non-white dude in 20 years!

-I feel like we all needed this vintage celebrity gossip nugget from Carrie Fisher, who just revealed that she had an “intense” affair with Harrison Ford during Star Wars. “It was Han and Leia during the week, and Carrie and Harrison during the weekend.”

-I don’t know why I enjoyed this clip of Snoop Dogg and Busy Philipps making ornaments so much, but that’s just where I’m at with life right now, I guess.

-Jesus. Celebrities are so freaked out about Trump that this HTGAWM guy felt the need to clarify that he just PLAYS gay on TV.  Blech.

-Wait, Casey Affleck is dating the new girl on Supergirl? I like her!

-It only took 24 hours for the Beauty and the Beast trailer to beat Star Wars and become the most watched trailer ever. I approve.

Andy Cohen‘s story about Taylor Swift and Katy Perry is giving me life.

-The Office’s Angela Kinsey got married –– and her new hubby is a hottie.

-Are we really supposed to believe that Billy Bob Thorton still talks to Angelina Jolie?! Really?

-Wow. Chris Evans really is Captain America.

-I’m going to go ahead and NOT read this story about what would happen to your body if you actually ate like a Gilmore Girl.

-Finally, someone asked Sandra Oh about her phone call scene in the Princess Diaries.

-Critics are really, really liking the new Fantastic Beasts movie. Whew!

-Meanwhile, Eddie Redmayne starred in an emotional pro-Hufflepuff PSA.

-There’s a new Los Campesinos song, which exactly the kind of shouty pop we need right now.

-Just when I was starting to feel like all my superhero TV shows were sucking, CW puts out a trailer for its big, four-night crossover. Ugh, fine!

-The first trailer for Ghost in the Shell weirdly seems to leans in to its whitewashing controversy by having the first image be of a robotic geisha.

Anna Kendrick Is a Scrappy Little Nobody

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Anna Kendrick‘s new book Scrappy Little Nobody will be released tomorrow, and I’m really hoping it’s better than this EW preview makes it seem. When she talks about shooting Up In the Air and Twilight, I want to read stories about George Clooney and Robsten, not about nail polish and creepy hotels! Luckily, she promises that she saved “some juice for the payin’ customers.”

-Whatever Ryan Reynolds may be like IRL, at least he knows how to deliver laughs when we all need it. He was named one of GQ’s Men of the Year, and the highlight of the feature is this clip of him get roasted by his bitter “brother” (with Jake Gyllenhaal holding the boom mic).

John Oliver’s fury is mandatory viewing this week. “Optimism is nice if you can swing it, but you’ve got to be careful. Because it can feed into the normalization of Donald Trump. And he is not normal. He’s abnormal…Keep reminding yourself this is not normal…because a Klan-backed misogynist Internet troll is going to be delivering the next State of the Union address. And that is not normal, it’s f**ked up.”

-Speaking of the normalization of Trump, this is a good look at his 60 Minutes interview.

-Breitbart is reportedly trying to court Billy Bush to be their new Hollywood correspondent. Ugh. They have keep him.

Emmy Rossum is speaking out about the vile harassment she’s now getting on Twitter because she’s Jewish.

-In more pleasant news, Katy Perry donated $10k to Planned Parenthood.

Jon Hamm and Billy Eichner hit the streets to ask strangers if they would participate in a threesome with them. The last woman’s reaction is me.

-I get that artists want to grow and stretch, but does anyone really want to hear Taylor Swift attempt hip hop?!

-A judge has ordered Making a Murderer subject Brendan Dassey’s release from prison.

-I saw and loved Arrival this weekend. The fact that  Max Landis is whining about its female protagonist just makes me love it even more.

-HBO has renewed Westworld (meh), Divorce (meh) and Insecure (yay!) for second seasons.

-My favourite thing about Eddie Redmayne‘s current press tour for Fantastic Beasts is that it mostly involves him talking about big parts he auditioned for and didn’t get. Today’s story: when he tried to play Tom Riddle in Harry Potter.

-I only know Brett Gelman from his Drunk History episodes, but good on him for severing ties with Adult Swim because of their treatment of women.

Dave Chappelle sang Radiohead’s “Creep” alongside A Tribe Called Quest, Lenny Kravitz, and Madonna at the SNL afterparty.

-As if the world hasn’t suffered enough this month, Chad Michael Murray wrote a romance novel! Based on a dream!

Drake wears a fur coat and hangs out in a parking lot in the fuzzy video for “Sneakin'”.

Natalie Portman faces critics for planning John F. Kennedy‘s fancy funeral in the new Jackie trailer.

-The first Beauty and the Beast trailer looks pretty damn amazing.