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April 13, 2015

Tom Hardy Chills Out in Calgary with Esquire

Tom Hardy in the May 2015 issue of Esquire
Tom Hardy in the May 2015 issue of Esquire. (Photo: Greg Williams/Esquire)

Tom Hardy’s Esquire profile (which weirdly involves a visit to a paint-your-own-pottery place in Calgary) is both endearing and slightly incomprehensible.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel named their new son Silas Randall, which I kind of adore.

Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse allegedly made out to Interpol at Coachella. I watched some of Interpol’s set on the YouTube live stream. It *was* pretty hot.

-Also, Katy Perry brought the crazy with her Coachella outfit  which means she fit right in with the rest of the crowd. (And to think Nicole tried to ban me from wearing a romper one year…)

Robert Pattinson was spotted at Coachella with his maybe fiancee FKA twigs.

Madonna surprised Drake with an onstage kiss at Coachella and he DID NOT enjoy it. He later blamed his reaction on her lipstick. Whatever the case, the whole thing was really uncomfortable. Just imagine if it were an older male artist pulling that on a young female singer.

-As if her day didn’t already suck, Playboy says they’re planning to publish Madonna‘s “lost” nude photos, which were taken in 1979.

-The Sony hack revealed both Channing Tatum and Chris Pratt‘s email addresses — and neither of them have bothered to change it. So tell your mom to feel free to include them on her daily inspirational quote forwards.

Lena Dunham has jumped on the Tracy Anderson fitness bandwagon, which seems so very OOC for her.

Gwyneth Paltrow is trying to live on a $29 food stamp budget this week, and she’s being eaten alive on social media. Her intentions are good, but surely she must realize that limes and parsley aren’t exactly grocery staples, right?

-We haven’t even seen Pitch Perfect 2 yet, but Pitch Perfect 3 has already been greenlit. As someone who’s having a Pitch Perfect-themed birthday party in a few weeks, I approve!

-I only watched a bit of last night’s MTV Movie Awards before switching over to Game of Thrones, but I was amazed by how many female masturbation jokes host Amy Schumer managed to sneak through. There was even a whole skit about girls sneaking vibrators into a Fifty Shades screening (which culminated in one woman dragging in a washing machine). Amazing.

-Also at the MTV Awards, a new clip from Paper Towns debuted.

-The CW publicity team must have had a ton of fun pulling together this “superhero fight club” promo. It makes no sense, and I love it. (I only wish they’d remembered that the second rule of fight club is there’s no shirts in fight club…)

-A Freaks and Geeks reunion? Be still my ’90s heart.

George and Amal Clooney are the picture of domestic bliss. I just bought a pair of jeans really similar to hers (though I’m guessing she didn’t get hers at Forever 21).

Mariah Carey‘s new album cover is a Photoshop nightmare but I will still forgive her for everything.

Lindsay Lohan really doesn’t want her mother to come live with her in England, which might be the most rational impulse she’s ever had.

-The Terminator Genisys trailer actually looks kind of amazing. It’s weird how spoilery the John Connor reveal is, though.

-The second trailer for Ant Man, starring Paul Rudd, Evangeline Lilly and Michael Douglas, is way better than the first. They heavied up on the comedy so that it’s more in line with Guardians (that Thomas the Tank Engine bit is going to kill).