-Star Magazine is not the most reliable source (a reminder I whispered to myself over and over while rocking back and forth and reading their report about Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield splitting up).
-In happier couple news, it looks like Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs really are engaged.
-I love that The Avengers cast genuinely seem to like working together.
-Meanwhile, Jeremy Renner settled his divorce proceedings just before jumping on the Avengers press tour. Good move.
–Rihanna won April Fool’s by waking Jimmy Kimmel up with a surprise concert in his bedroom.
–Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin continue to keep their conscious uncoupling amicable. They were spotted enjoying spring break together at the beach.
-Also, the title of today’s GOOP newsletter is “cup-a-soup” which is actually pretty funny. Well played, Gwynnie.
–Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig made a Lifetime movie because the universe is beautiful.
-Netflix is mulling a Full House reunion series? How rude!
-Here’s the trailer for J.K. Rowling‘s new HBO show, The Casual Vacancy.
–James Corden and Emmy Rossum brainstormed a Pretty Woman musical last night, and it was kind of glorious.
-Is Nick Cannon writing a tell-all about his marriage to Mariah Carey? Just take my money now!
-Lip Synch Battle debuts tonight on Spike TV. Do we get that here? Because this promo makes me really, really want to see Emily Blunt battle Anne Hathaway.
-Such a good read: Black TV Actors Never Stop Auditioning.
-There’s a super spoilery new Arrow sizzle reel for the remainder of the season and now I have NO CHILL. The f**kening is happening, people!
–Amy Schumer got nekkid to pay tribute to American Beauty on the new cover of Entertainment Weekly.
-What better way to head into the long weekend than with a new song from Hot Chip? (I was once at a concert of theirs, got separated from my friends and was dancing so hard that I felt like I was going to pass out — and I made the conscious decision to KEEP DANCING anyway because they’re just that good.)
-Want to call Katy Perry? Go ahead — she just leaked her own phone number.
-Here’s the first trailer for Joel Edgerton’s The Gift, starring Jason Bateman. It’s creeptastic.