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July 2013

Jennifer Aniston Goes Glam for Glamour


Jennifer Aniston covers the new Glamour, where she reveals that she really, really likes tank tops. Like, really.

-Woah. Simon Cowell has knocked up his best friend’s wife. Well, former best friend.

Nigella Lawson and Charles Saatchi were granted a preliminary divorce after a hearing that lasted all of 70 seconds.

-Full House star Jodie Sweetin is denying reports that she’s back in rehab.

-I keep thinking that I want to go blondish, which is ridic because I can barely drag myself to the hairdresser for upkeep every few months as it is. But Gabrielle Union is making me want to soo bad!!

Rihanna has won a victory in a legal battle against Topshop.

DMX filed for bankruptcy…so he could go to Europe.

-Remember Emily Nussbaum’s defense of Sex and the City from a few weeks ago? Chris Noth thinks she’s spot on.

-Now that Breaking Bad is wrapping up, studios are in hot pursuit of Vince Gilligan – deservedly so.

Neil Patrick Harris said on Conan last night that he doesn’t mind if you touch his butt. Something tells me he’s soon going to regret saying that.

-Meanwhile, NPH is a big fan of Nick Jonassexy selfies.

Paul Haggis, who knows a thing or two about leaving Scientology, is jumping to Leah Remini’s defense.

-Uh oh. Madonna is eyeing a new movie.

-Aw nuts! Rob Lowe and Rashida Jones are both leaving Parks And Recreation. My heart is LITERALLY breaking.

-This might be the happiest Joaquin Phoenix has ever looked ever.

David Conrad (who I’ve loved ever since Relativity), has just signed on to Joss Whedon’s new show, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Bryan Cranston talked about walking around Comic Con wearing a Bryan Cranston mask on Letterman last night.

Christian Bale, Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence lay on the sleaze in the new trailer for David O. Russell‘s American Hustle. Is Bale doing Ryan Gosling at 1:40?

Paul Wesley Splits from Wife Torrey DeVitto


-It’s a bad time to be in love on the set of The Vampire Diaries. Following Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder‘s split, Paul Wesley and Torrey DeVitto have announced their divorce.

-This might be the saddest sentence Jennifer Aniston has ever uttered: “When I really wanted to have a cheat day [while prepping for The Millers] I had to have a kale chip.” A kale chip! Singular! Meanwhile, I just spent the last week stuffing my face with cheeseburgers. (For work only, of course!)

-When it comes to her first post-baby appearance, “Kim [Kardashian] is just working with Kris [Jenner] to figure out the best plan of action.” And by “best,” they no doubt mean “most profitable.”

-Lindsay Lohan’s first post-rehab gig will be to guest-host Chelsea Lately, a show that’s basically sponsored by vodka. Solid plan, guys!

Claire Danes says Anne Hathaway was very afraid of hurting her feelings when her Homeland parody aired on SNL.

David Arquette taught a table of models to “twerk.” For the love of all things holy, somebody post the video!

The Voice doesn’t want to hear Jennifer Lopez’s voice.

Jay Z‘s performance art film will debut on HBO August 12. Is that Alan Cumming in the trailer? Yes, please!

-Meanwhile, Marina Abramovic wants the rap community to Google “performance art.”

Darren Criss and Lucy Hale will host the Teen Choice Awards, which I usually love watching but will skip this year because it’s on right before the Breaking Bad season premiere, and that’s one transition my brain just can’t handle.

-Meanwhile, Bryan Cranston gets poetic in the latest Breaking Bad trailer, reinforcing my belief that it would be really nice to have him read me to sleep every night.

Blake Lively is covering Lucky this month.

Katy Perry blames those Robert Pattinson romance rumors on sexism, saying “I’m just trying to be a friend to him but it is unfortunate that I do have a set of tits.” She’s not wrong.

Shonda Rhimes is writing a movie about female war correspondents. I’ll cosign that!

-Day One of Drake’s OVO Fest in Toronto has been cancelled because of Frank Ocean’s torn vocal cord.

-Every woman has a favourite bra. This one is clearly Lady Gaga‘s.

-Someone told Matt Damon about Benedict Cumberbatch‘s man-crush on him, and Matt was totally down with an Emmy hangout.

Sarah Michelle Gellar‘s worlds are colliding. Husband Freddie Prinze‘s will costar on her Buffy boyfriend David Boreanaz‘s show, Bones.

Ben Foster is in talks to play Lance Armstrong in that doping scandal movie.

Nicki Minaj has responded to DJ Khaled‘s proposal by saying “he was kidding…we’re brother and sister.”  Ouch! That’s taking the friend zone to a whole new level.

Taylor Lautner was spotted holding hands with his Tracers costar, Marie Avgeropoulos. I’m going to go ahead and assume that I don’t have to learn her name.

-This is an interesting article on how the extreme diet and training regime actors go through to transform into superheros could be more harmful than Kryptonite.

-Sweet baby jebus, TV On The Radio just released their first song in two years!

Jimmy Fallon compiled a video of Brian Williams rapping “Good Vibrations” by Marky Mark, and it was amazing.

Lea Michele Thanks Fans for Support


Lea Michele has broken her silence since Cory Monteith‘s death, tweeting that “Cory will forever be in my heart.”  😐

-I’m glad (though not surprised) that all of the non-spoilery reviews coming in for the Breaking Bad season premiere are rapturous.

Nicki Minaj has been spotted wearing a diamond ring. Maybe DJ Khaled‘s video proposal wasn’t as bad as we thought?

Jay Z responded to an accusation by Harry Belafonte that he doesn’t do enough for charity by saying, “This is going to sound arrogant, but my presence is charity. Just who I am, [is charity], just like Obama is.” So yeah…that happened.

-Thank goodness this photo of Beyonce dressed as Batman is redeeming his household.

-I’m really digging Diane Kruger‘s boots in these photos. It takes a lot to pull by focus from Joshua Jackson, but those did it.

Sam Elliott will play Ron Swanson’s doppelganger on Parks and Rec, which is pretty brill casting.

-Oh crap. Britney Spears‘ creepy ex-manager Sam Lutfi is reportedly trying to insinuate himself into Amanda Bynes’ life.

-It’s not like anyone thought we should look to Tim Allen for moral guidance or anything, but he gave a surprisingly disgusting interview this weekend in which he repeatedly uses the n-word and defends Paula Deen.

-Speaking of racist bs, Lupe Fiasco tweeted some crap about Donald Glover.

Miley Cyrus has recorded an acoustic cover of Les Mis‘ “On My Own.” Well, at least it’s slightly better than Katie Holmes’ version.

-Meanwhile, Miley wanted to find a “weird tranny bar” in Germany, because she’s all edgy now or something.

Johnny Depp says retirement from acting is “probably not too far away.” Maybe that’s why he’s been cranking out mortgage-payment flicks like The Lone Ranger.

Woody Allen‘s Blue Jasmine did very, very well this weekend…even though it only opened on six screens.

-As soon as Lindsay Lohan finishes rehab, she’s going to Europe (presumably without her newly banned friends).

Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev shared photos from Selena Gomez‘s birthday celebrations, which apparently included a party bus.

-Meanwhile, I’m really digging Nina Dobrev’s clutch.

Taylor Swift just can’t get enough of paddle boarding. She was spotted doing it with Ed Sheeran.

Kristen Bell played a hilarious game of “Would You Rather?” during her Reddit AMA.

-Fun fact: Shailene Woodley doesn’t want your kisses to taste like Gatorade.

Wil Wheaton talks about being harassed by autograph hounds, and how Felicia Day saved him.

Sharon Osbourne thinks Justin Bieber needs to simmer the eff down.

Real Housewife “star” Teresa Giudice has been indicted on fraud and tax charges by the Feds. She and her husband face 50 years in jail.

Neil Patrick Harris is not denying reports that he’s joining the cast of Gone Girl.

Lady Gaga announced her next single by tweeted a naked photo.

-The young guy from Teen Wolf is engaged.

Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Stewart are the highest paid actresses in Hollywood. One of these things is not like the other…

Angelina Jolie looks awesome in Japan. Brad Pitt looks ridiculous.

-A new teaser for Homeland pretty much dashes any hope that next season is going to be Brody-lite. Sigh.

-Here’s a new clip from Lars von Trier‘s upcoming Nymphomaniac, featuring a British-accented Shia LaBeouf.

-I’m very excited by the American Milkshake trailer, mostly because it stars that awesome kid from Half Nelson.