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July 2013

Beyonce Gets Surprise Kiss

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–Jay Z surprised Beyonce with a kiss on stage. Her face in this photo is EVERYTHING!

–Miley Cyrus tweeted a screengrab of a text conversation with someone named Fefe (please let it be Dobson!) in which she talked about taking Xanex.  She then claimed she accidentally “butt-tweeted” it. How exactly does that happen?

-Meanwhile, Miley is getting the documentary treatment. I really hope it includes lots of footage of twerking and her extensive grillz collection! (Oh wait. I don’t.)

–DJ Khaled posted a really awkward video begging Nicki Minaj to marry him.

–Bryan Cranston just got the least badass Breaking Bad tattoo possible.

–Justin Bieber is in Toronto today (blerg), and he was caught spitting on his fans from a hotel balcony. Such a charmer! (CP24 had INSANE video of teen girls running after his SVU this morning. It was gross.)

-Meanwhile, he left fans waiting an hour for his first show. This kid gets better by the day.

-Also, he says he’s been “blessed” by the Toronto Maple Leafs.

-Jay Baruchel (who I kind of fell in love with in This Is The End) has been named honorary captain of the Montreal Canadiens.

–Garrett Hedlund has passed on playing Christian Grey in the film adaptation of Fifty Shades Of Grey. I’ve never liked him more.

–Jane Lynch called yesterday’s Glee memorial service for Cory Monteith “beautiful.” The cast was spotted grabbing lunch together following the gathering.

–Avril Lavigne shared some photos from her new music video. Is that Winnie from The Wonder Years?!

-The trailer for the TLC biopic has landed.

–Kelly Clarkson just shared a very pretty engagement photo. But, um, don’t those usually include the groom-to-be?

–David Cross and Amber Tamblyn made a funny new P.S.A. about reproductive rights.

-Yay to Kate Middleton for single-handedly vanquishing the “baby bump” police.

-Meanwhile, Prince Harry was adorable talking about the royal baby.

-The co-creator of The Simpson, who’s terminally ill, is giving away his fortune.

-Another movie star is heading to the small screen. Philip Seymour Hoffman has signed on for a Showtime comedy pilot.

–Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is wearing a scarf as a dress. That’s not an exaggeration.

-Here’s the new Romeo And Juliet trailer. The only redeeming thing about it is Chuck Bass! It’s probably wrong to be rooting for Tybalt, right?

Aubrey Plaza Gets Sexy and Sarcastic for GQ

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-Kind of disappointed that Aubrey Plaza posed in a bikini for GQ, but she was redeemed by trolling her interviewer (in a hilarious, deadpan way with an interviewer who seems on board with it).

-Speaking of Aubrey, she stars in a fake Daria trailer. This needs to go from fake to real STAT!

–Kristen Wiig and Fabrizio Moretti have reportedly split.

-Hmmmm….word is Rosamund Pike scored the female lead in the Gone Girl movie. Not sure how I feel about that.

–Pretty Little Liars star Ashley Benson had to delete an Instagram photo after she made fun of Amanda Bynes and everyone freaked out.

-Meanwhile, Amanda Bynes‘ parents have finally (finally!) filed for conservatorship.

–Gwyneth Paltrow and Ewan McGregor may join Johnny Depp’s new movie.

-Rumour has it that Beyonce has thrown out 50+ songs for her new album, and it might not be done in time for fall.

–Taylor Swift left a $500 tip on an $800 dinner check.

-Last night on the Tonight Show, Glee’s Jayma Mays freaked out Ashton Kutcher with her ear-bug story.

-I’m not 100% sold on what Diane Kruger is doing on The Bridge, but she’s still adorable with Joshua Jackson.

–Nina Dobrev posted some cute photos from costar Paul Wellsley‘s birthday celebrations.

-This is what Shakira looks like six months after giving birth. What? How? What?

–Heidi Klum says all those topless Instagram photos she posts are taken by her mom, like that makes it somehow ok.

–Oprah will once again submit to being interviewed by David Letterman. This should be fun.

-The cast and crew of Glee gathered together today for a private Cory Monteith memorial.

-Sweet! Melissa McCarthy is in talks to star in Paul Feig‘s new spy comedy.

-Is there anything Benedict Cumberbatch can’t do? He just officiated a wedding.

–Ashton Kutcher pulls a Russell Crowe in his new Jobs trailer.

-Here’s the new trailer for A Single Shot starring Sam Rockwell and William H. Macy.

Blake Lively’s Not Pregnant

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively in Green Lantern. (Warner/DC)
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively in Green Lantern. (Warner/DC)

–Blake Lively‘s rep is calling OK!’s cover story about her being pregnant “100% false.” Too bad; her household could use some good news this week.

-Here’s a photo of Matt Bomer dressed up as a fireman, because you deserve it!

-Why did Vogue Photoshop out one of Claire Danes’ legs and assume no one would notice?

–Jay Leno showed Aaron Paul an old clip of him on 90210 — and he was adorably mortified.

-Also on last night’s late night circuit, Aubrey Plaza talked about the awkward (and unexpected) masturbation scene in her new film (which, btw, is getting great reviews).

-For a show that came out of nowhere with basically no publicity, Orange Is the New Black is killing it with critics. (Deservedly so. I binged through all 13 episodes in no time.) And it seems like its good word of mouth is paying off: more people watched Orange in its first week on Netflix than Arrested Development.

-I’m really liking Sundance’s new show, in which Jim Rash (Dean Pelton!) takes us into a TV show’s writers’ room. The first episode is all about Breaking Bad.

-Fingers crossed that Jason Reitman puts on another live script reading this year at TIFF. He hosted one last night in L.A. featuring the Breaking Bad pilot, where Rainn Wilson played Walt, Mae Whitman played Jesse, and Ellie Kemper played Marie.

–Christina Aguilera (or at least her boobs) stars in Alejandro Fernández‘s new Spanish music video.

–Michelle Williams is stunning in her new Louis Vuitton campaign.

-Here’s Donald Glover‘s new song. If he can’t be on Community full-time next season, at least he’s still giving us something.

-What kind of idiot hires Sarah Michelle Gellar for a TV show and then doesn’t put her on its poster? CBS is way overestimating the pull of Robin Williams.

–This photo of Jesse Eisenberg‘s reaction to Robert Pattinson kissing a mystery woman slays me.

–Kate and William named their baby George Alexander Louis.  Take it away, Twitter!

-In case you haven’t figured it out yet, Bruce Willis is kind of a jerk. Nothing makes me angrier than celebrities who refuse to help you promote their movies because they don’t think doing publicity is “fun” enough. It’s like they expect every part of their (already amazing) job to be blissful, and don’t want to play the promotion game because they didn’t get into acting to “sell.” Do you think a doctor has ever said “I’ll perform surgeries, but I refuse to fill in the charts because I didn’t get into medicine to do paperwork”?

-Here’s the first official look at Andre 3000 as Jimi Hendrix.

-I’m loving that this 1-minute horror short that was shot in Nova Scotia is going viral today.

–Lost‘s Josh Holloway singing on Yo Gabba Gabba will make you melt.

-Congratulations, Piper Perabo! You managed to find the most unflattering shorts in the history of the world!

-The first clip for Elysium has landed. I hope this movie is as good as it looks.

-I really liked this interview with Tatiana Maslany. Still can’t believe she didn’t get an Emmy nod!

-The trailer they showed for Gravity at Comic Con is breathtaking. Nothing beats one of Alfonso Cuaron‘s signature long tracking shots.