-Looks like Happy Endings star Eliza Coupe‘s marriage isn’t getting a happy ending. Her husband has filed for divorce.
-Speaking of Happy Endings, one of the writers tweeted some of the show’s rejected jokes and they’re totally boss.
–Idris Elba looked fine at the Pacific Rim premiere last night. I usually have a pretty low tolerance for shiny suits on men, but I’m pretty sure he could wear a tutu made of old banana peels and I’d still drool.
-Meanwhile, the final Pacific Rim trailer has actual people in it.
–Tilda Swinton went to Russia and held up a rainbow flag in front of the Kremlin because she is goddamn perfect.
-I’m not sold on Gillian Anderson’s dress. Why does her boobs have wings?
–Mick Jagger‘s ex-girlfriend is auctioning off his hair for charity. Because keeping locks of your ex-boyfriend’s hair is totally something normal people do.
-Everything’s coming up Seth Meyers this summer. Not only did he land Fallon‘s gig, he also got engaged. (Sadly, it isn’t to Stefon.)
-Behold: the scariest photos of Daniel Radcliffe ever captured.
-The hotness of Eva Longoria‘s new boyfriend is mitigating the cheesiness of this photo. Barely.
-Speaking of awkward photos of couples, check out this pic of Beyonce and Jay-Z dancing.
-Stereogum’s streaming summer mix is pretty damn awesome.
-Speaking of music, I really liked this Guardian feature looking back on 25 years at Sup Pop Records.
-Meanwhile, Her GOOPiness is talking about her hatred of Botox again.
-Jerky jerkfaces have driven Jennifer Love Hewitt away from Twitter with their jerkiness.
–Ellen Page confirms her awesomeness by questioning everyone’s reluctance to call themselves a feminist in a new interview.
-I never got the whole Liam Hemsworth thing, but the interwebs is getting all tingly over this photo of him in a towel.
-Everyone is wondering why the Oscars don’t ask Neil Patrick Harris to host — including Neil Patrick Harris.
-I really like this Vulture article about how The Lone Ranger represents everything that’s wrong with the Hollywood blockbuster. (The only thing I’d add — even though it doesn’t relate to TLR — is the terrorism porn trend. I’m so sick of seeing skyscrapers blow up as if it ain’t no thing. Star Trek and Man of Steel were exhausting because of that.)
–Bill Cosby is hosting a contest where he’s asking fans to pick his favourite sweater. My brain just exploded.
–George Clooney and Stacy Keibler remain mum on their relationship status (though he was quick to squash breakup rumours in May). But he spent the US holiday in Italy. From the looks of her Twitter, she spent it in Malibu. Hmmm…
–Reese Witherspoon, meanwhile, spent the 4th on a beach wearing a cute tankini (two words I previously thought couldn’t go together).
–Lindsay Lohan celebrated her birthday by talking smack about I Know Who Killed Me.
–50 Cent doesn’t seem too fussed about those pesky domestic assault charges, judging by the new photos he posted on Instagram.
–Matthew Perry is helping others beat addiction by turning his former Malibu home into a sober living facility.
-It looks like Bradley Cooper is still dating Suki Waterhouse, who looks like a hipster Scarlett Johansson in this photo.
–Justin Timberlake‘s new video was temporarily banned from YouTube yesterday because of all the bare boobies.
-I’m not sure how it took me this long to discover Jane Austen Fight Club, but my life now feels complete.
–Rachel McAdams was spotted biking around Toronto (and not on the sidewalk, which makes me like her more than 75% of the cyclists here).