-It’s a bad time to be in love on the set of The Vampire Diaries. Following Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder‘s split, Paul Wesley and Torrey DeVitto have announced their divorce.
-This might be the saddest sentence Jennifer Aniston has ever uttered: “When I really wanted to have a cheat day [while prepping for The Millers] I had to have a kale chip.” A kale chip! Singular! Meanwhile, I just spent the last week stuffing my face with cheeseburgers. (For work only, of course!)
-When it comes to her first post-baby appearance, “Kim [Kardashian] is just working with Kris [Jenner] to figure out the best plan of action.” And by “best,” they no doubt mean “most profitable.”
–Claire Danes says Anne Hathaway was very afraid of hurting her feelings when her Homeland parody aired on SNL.
–David Arquette taught a table of models to “twerk.” For the love of all things holy, somebody post the video!
–The Voice doesn’t want to hear Jennifer Lopez’s voice.
–Jay Z‘s performance art film will debut on HBO August 12. Is that Alan Cumming in the trailer? Yes, please!
-Meanwhile, Marina Abramovic wants the rap community to Google “performance art.”
–Darren Criss and Lucy Hale will host the Teen Choice Awards, which I usually love watching but will skip this year because it’s on right before the Breaking Bad season premiere, and that’s one transition my brain just can’t handle.
-Meanwhile, Bryan Cranston gets poetic in the latest Breaking Bad trailer, reinforcing my belief that it would be really nice to have him read me to sleep every night.
–Blake Lively is covering Lucky this month.
–Katy Perry blames those Robert Pattinson romance rumors on sexism, saying “I’m just trying to be a friend to him but it is unfortunate that I do have a set of tits.” She’s not wrong.
–Shonda Rhimes is writing a movie about female war correspondents. I’ll cosign that!
-Day One of Drake’s OVO Fest in Toronto has been cancelled because of Frank Ocean’s torn vocal cord.
-Every woman has a favourite bra. This one is clearly Lady Gaga‘s.
-Someone told Matt Damon about Benedict Cumberbatch‘s man-crush on him, and Matt was totally down with an Emmy hangout.
–Sarah Michelle Gellar‘s worlds are colliding. Husband Freddie Prinze‘s will costar on her Buffy boyfriend David Boreanaz‘s show, Bones.
–Ben Foster is in talks to play Lance Armstrong in that doping scandal movie.
–Nicki Minaj has responded to DJ Khaled‘s proposal by saying “he was kidding…we’re brother and sister.” Ouch! That’s taking the friend zone to a whole new level.
–Taylor Lautner was spotted holding hands with his Tracers costar, Marie Avgeropoulos. I’m going to go ahead and assume that I don’t have to learn her name.
-This is an interesting article on how the extreme diet and training regime actors go through to transform into superheros could be more harmful than Kryptonite.
-Sweet baby jebus, TV On The Radio just released their first song in two years!
–Jimmy Fallon compiled a video of Brian Williams rapping “Good Vibrations” by Marky Mark, and it was amazing.