-This was sadly inevitable: Lindsay Lohan is getting a reality show. It will air on Oprah’s network which should mitigate the messiness…a bit.
-Meanwhile, the trailer for Lindsay‘s new movie The Canyons has arrived. No wonder this thing was rejected by SXSW for “quality issues.”
-I’m still so confused by the Henry Cavill/Kaley Cuoco relationship. Since his movie was already released when they started “dating,” and they never actually made it to a red carpet, what was the (publicist-approved) point? Did the internet backlash make him rethink the plan? Was the sudden pap attention more than she bargained for? There’s definitely a story behind this one.
–Russell Brand pulled a Jon Hamm while wearing baggy pants. Um, this is a joke, right? He’s just trying to destroy John Mayer‘s soul or something?
–Michael Cera is scared to show his penis onscreen. Probably because he just saw that photo of Russell Brand.
-Has there ever been a more uncomfortable-looking reunion than the one between Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green and the other Voice judges? You can almost see the thought bubble above Adam Levine’s head saying “I wish you were Usher.”
–Rihanna wandered around Monaco sans pants.
-Some new photos have surfaced from the set of The Amazing Spider-Man 2. If what I think happens to Emma Stone’s character actually happens, I may need therapy.
-Despite reports, Jordin Sparks and Jason Derulo are “not engaged.”
–Sofia Vergara gave a pretty terrible interview to Harper’s Bazaar.
-Rejoice! A new Arcade Fire album is coming our way in October.
–Nicole Kidman landed two Vogue Germany covers — and I’m not loving either of them.
-As horrible as Britney Spears‘ new music video for the Smurfs 2 soundtrack is, this is the most alert and clear-eyed we’ve seen her in a long, long while.
–Robert Pattinson poses in a bathtub in his new Dior ads.
–Sandra Bullock talks about being single in a new interview: “My sexy lingerie has been locked in a drawer for a while!”
–Idris Elba is rumoured to be coming to TIFF. I need to start mapping out my stalking plans STAT!
-Meanwhile, here’s the first trailer for Elba‘s TIFF-destined film, Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom.