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March 2013

Movie Review: Oz the Great and Powerful

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Rachel Weisz, James Franco, Michelle Williams and Rachel Weisz in “Oz the Great and Powerful.” (Disney)

Rating: 2.5 out of 5

We’re off to see the wizard…except he’s not exactly the wizard yet. In Sam Raimi’s prequel to the beloved classic The Wizard of Oz, we’re introduced to Oscar Diggs (Oz for short), a travelling magician whose daily routine of conning audiences and breaking hearts gets interrupted when he’s swept up in a tornado and transported to the fantastical world of Oz. There he meets munchkins, flying monkeys and witches (some good, some wicked). But despite the familiar story, there’s nothing in this update that feels like it’s cheapening the memory of the 1939 original – possibly because copyright issues prohibited references of ruby slippers, cowardly lions and hollow-hearted tin men.

The film is a fun (if forgettable) family-friendly romp which tracks Oz’s transformation from a selfish con man to the man behind the curtain. I’m not a huge fan of 3D but Raimi manages to make the awkward glasses and overpriced ticket worth it with a couple of spectacular sequences, most notably the black-and-white opening in turn-of-the-century Kansas, and Oz’s first encounter with China Girl (voiced by Joey King), a living porcelain doll whose entire village has been smashed to pieces by evil forces. The candy-coated world of the film was so engrossing, I didn’t even experience the distracted twitch I usually get when a movie creeps past the two-hour mark.

The trio of leading ladies shine, with Mila Kunis playing the trusting but volatile Theodora, Rachel Weisz putting her British ice queen schtick to good use as the scheming Evanora, and Michelle Williams exuding dreamy serenity as the glowing Glinda the Good. (Unfortunately, one of these ladies transforms into the Wicked Witch and spends the last half of the movie unrecognizable beneath layers of prosthetics.)

There’s just one thing that keeps this good movie from becoming a great one – and it’s a biggie: the leading man.

I spent the first half of the film trying to mentally recast it, since it became immediately apparent that James Franco was woefully out of his depth. It’s not that I don’t think he can act; I found him mesmerizing in 127 Hours and Howl, and he’s getting raves for his gonzo performance in Spring Breakers. It’s just that the character of Oz, the suave trickster who’s destined to become Emerald City’s great wizard, is supposed to be a charming, charismatic con artist who leaves a trail of heartbroken women in his wake. And Franco just can’t sell that.

Both Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp were originally considered for the role, and it’s easy to imagine either one embodying the cocky, irresistible lothario the film deserves. Or how about Colin Farrell or Idris Elba, who both have swagger to spare?  Bradley Cooper, Leonardo DiCaprio and Ryan Reynolds all made their bones playing slick hustlers. I could even picture Joel McHale, Nathan Fillion or Ian Somerhalder stepping in (all have made successful TV careers playing mischievous, can’t-help-but-love-‘em rakes). But not for one second did I believe that the joyless Franco could cast not one but two of the film’s leading ladies under his spell with his flat delivery, squinty eyes and gummy smile. He exudes smugness, and the lingering feeling that the entire proceedings are somehow beneath him taints the whole movie.

Kelly Osbourne and Justin Bieber Were Both Hospitalized After Collapsing Today

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Kelly Osbourne in So Undercover (Photo: Bluefin Productions)

Kelly Osbourne was rushed to hospital during a taping of Fashion Police after she suffered a seizure on set.

-In other celebrity health scares, Justin Bieber collapsed onstage during one of his troubled 02 shows — but still managed to finish the gig before being rushed to the hospital.

-Meanwhile, Bieber continues to mistake his Twitter feed for a free-flowing therapy session. Healthy!

-I really liked this story about Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, and the delicate formula for becoming America’s BFF — which Lena Dunham will never be because she’s not cute enough (apparently).

Jessica Simpson confirmed on Jimmy Kimmel Live that she is having another son the only way she could — in the most crass, vulgar way possible.

-She didn’t fare much better on Ellen.

Sofia Vergara and her creepy fiancé Nick Loeb are allegedly expecting a baby via surrogate.

-In other baby news, Kim Kardashian has been ordered on bedrest after a pregnancy scare. Does this mean we’ll be deprived of her terrible, terrible maternity fashions?

-In other Kardashian clan news, Lamar Odom fell asleep in court during his custody hearing.

Tina Fey‘s husband confirms the Mean Girl musical is “actually becoming a thing!”

-Meanwhile, Tina Fey is not super happy with those photos that were released last week of her in a bathing suit, hanging with her daughters.

-In the best corporate endorsement deal ever inked, Andrew WK just became the new face of Playtex.

-Sadness: Anna Kendrick and Edgar Wright have reportedly split.

-The plot thickens: Miley Cyrus is no longer wearing her engagement ring, while sources close to her are talking to People about her “complicated relationship” with Liam Hemsworth.

Kate Moss is rumoured to be on cover of Playboy‘s 60th anniversary issue.

Chris Brown threatened a valet with physical violence over $10. Is anyone surprised? Bueller? Bueller?

-What does Drake do at 5 a.m. in Toronto? Hear all about it in his new single.

-In other new music news, She and Him just dropped their new single ‘Never Wanted Your Love.

-Shocking report: Brangelina’s wine sold out in five hours.

-I love that Tate Donovan trashed all of his former costars of The OC: “The first year, those kids were fantastic. And then all of them fell apart.”

-Celebrities have been having fun making Vine vids.

Glee’s Jane Lynch rapped “Super Bass” on Conan — and she was awesome.

-Joy Behar is quitting The View after 16 years.

Mandy Patinkin sees his role in Homeland much like the nurse in Romeo and Juliet.

-I’m sad that Nick Offerman‘s Somebody Up There Likes Me is getting bad reviews because he’s Ron Effing Swanson and usually turns everything he touches into gold.

Rachel Weisz says she’d like to play a Bond villain opposite husband Daniel Craig. I saw Oz the Great and Powerful this week (more on that tomorrow), but she’s got the villain thing down pat.

-This video of Breaking Bad‘s opening credits reimagined as a 90’s show is awesome.

-New cast portraits for Catching Fire have been released.

-Rejoice! Joss Whedon is finally on Twitter!

-Speaking of Joss, the trailer for his new movie Much Ado About Nothing has dropped. People I know who saw this at TIFF loved it. Can’t wait!

Miley Cyrus Denies Wedding Cancellation Rumors

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(twitter.com/MileyCyrus)

Miley Cyrus has slammed rumours that she’s called off her wedding to Liam Hemsworth following those reports that he was getting flirty with January Jones. Interestingly though, her camp isn’t even pretending all’s well in paradise. A source close to her acknowledged to People that the couple is “working through” some “problems.”

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds continue to make the most of their time in Sudbury. They donned blue smocks and visited the Science North animal centre.

Alec Baldwin continues to school Shia LaBeouf on the art of the celebrity feud by telling Vulture, “I don’t think he’s in a good position to be giving interpretations of what the theater is and what the theater isn’t. I mean, he was never in the theater. He came into a rehearsal room for six or seven days.” BOOM! Shia has countered by releasing more emails, which makes me want to pat him on the head and mutter “there, there.”

Demi Moore is reportedly preparing to file a divorce response, putting her and Ashton Kutcher on course for a trial.

-Staying out of the courtroom will be Tom Cruise. His lawsuit disputing a tabloid’s claim that he “abandoned” Suri has just been moved to private mediation.

Rihanna just Instagramed a photo of her butt. It may seem crass, but I actually think this girl is one of the smartest celebs around when it comes to the use of social media. She’s single-handedly destroying the paparazzi demand for photos of her by distributing them herself in a way that allows her to retain complete control.  There’s nothing dumb about that.

Kate Middleton dared to begin uttering a word that starts with “d” before stopping herself, so now everyone’s assuming she’s talking about her daughter.

Community is planning a puppet episode. Frankly, I can’t believe it took them this long.

Tina Fey has responded to Taylor Swift‘s diss as only she can: awesomely.

This account of Nora Ephron‘s death by her son is the best thing you’ll read all week.

-The second best thing you’ll read is Russell Brand’s column on addiction as a health issue.

Adam Levine is reportedly dating Gossip Girl/The Mindy Project actress Amanda Setton. Wait, she refuses to kiss Dan but she’ll make out with him?!

-As if I needed another reason to love Jennifer Lawrence: she reportedly rebuffed Leonardo DiCaprio.

-Although I must admit that Leo‘s Jack Nicholson impression doesn’t suck.

-In today’s “TV executives suck” news, the plan to save NBC’s Up All Night almost involved a magical portal only the baby could see.

-But not all TV execs suck, since Buffy’s Anthony Head has just been cast on a new CW show.

Russell Crowe thinks he captured a UFO on camera, and he has the blurry photos to prove it.

Jake Gyllenhaal is reportedly dating Sports Illustrated model Emily DiDonato. (I liked his performance so much in End of Watch that I’m not even going to snark on the fact that they met in spin class.)

-Was Twilight left out of the MTV Movie Awards best kiss category because Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are over it?

-No wonder she doesn’t want to kiss him. Look at his teeth!

Kanye West called Lil Wayne the best rapper in the world (while also wondering why no one seems to appreciate his kilts).

-The Spring Breakers soundtrack is streaming online, if you’re wondering exactly what type of music compels Disney starlets to go on bikini-clad robbing sprees.

Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Reese Witherspoon are vacationing together in Mexico. Is anyone else having a hard time picturing Cam and Reese as friends?

-My birthday isn’t until May, but somebody needs to buy this for me.

-As much as I still wish the Harlem Shake trend would just crawl into a hole and die already, I gotta give the Supernatural cast and crew props for incorporating a sweet crane shot into theirs.

Chelsea Handler continues to earn her BFF status by slamming Angelina Jolie.

James Franco and Stephen Colbert had their second Lord of the Rings showdown last night.

Melissa McCarthy is on tap to host SNL again in April.

-Meanwhile, Justin Timberlake‘s SNL promos have arrived — and they’re great.