-It’s been a rough day for Lindsay Lohan (even more so than usual). Besides getting arrested in the wee hours of the morning for allegedly punching a woman in a nightclub over one of the guys from The Wanted(!), she also found out she’ll be charged with lying to police for a car crash in California. She then got into a Twitter fight with her assistant, whom she kicked out of the car when he came to pick her up from the police station.
–Megan Fox makes sure to turn to the side while posing for cameras so we can all take a gander at her newly baby-free, concave stomach and hate ourselves even more. Great.
-So this photo of Jared Leto‘s weight loss is probably the grossest thing you’ll see all year.
-Whoa whoa whoa. Rider Strong is NOT involved in the Boy Meets World sequel? Uncool, man.
–Guy Ritchie and his fiancée just had a kid.
-Whoopsie! Mary J. Blige and her hubby are being sued for defaulting on a $2.2 million bank loan.
–Emily Owens M.D. has just been cancelled. Makes sense. I’ll watch pretty much any fluffy show the CW puts on air, and even I couldn’t stomach that one.
-To promote The Amazing Spider-Man DVD, the studio released this “Peter Parkour” video of a guy doing stunts around London, which I love (even though it makes me nostalgic for Misfits‘ Simon).
–Rihanna and Chris Brown now have matching Rolexes, just in case you weren’t already annoyed by them.
-The idea of Bobby Cannavale and Rose Byrne hooking up makes me inexplicably happy.
-The idea of Robert Pattinson and MIA as drinking buddies also tickles me. I’m weird like that.
-Meanwhile, it looks like Kristen Stewart is now taking grooming tips from RPattz.
-Now it’s Matthew Perry‘s turn to spoof that Angus T. Jones clip. I know this meme just started, but can it be over already?
-On the same day Bobbi Kristina Brown crashed her car, her adopted brother/erstwhile boyfriend, Nick Gordon, was busted for reckless driving. He doesn’t look too broken up about it in that mugshot, though.
-You know how I love me some roundtables! This week, it’s the Hollywood Reporter’s with directors.
-The NSFW trailer for Freeloaders has landed. It features Olivia Munn in a bra, so I’m sure it’ll do just fine.