-2016 strikes again! Tobey Maguire and wife Jennifer Meyerhave split after nine years of marriage, which may explain all the blind items about him this summer.
–Azealia Banks‘s rep released a statementsaying she is “shell shocked and will speak out on the incident once she has had time to process the brutality and abuse she was unjustly subjected to.” Meanwhile, Russell Crowe sources say the rapper threatened him.
-What the hell happened this weekend between Russell Crowe and Azealia Banks? She was reportedly hanging out in his hotel as RZA‘s guest, began criticizing his music selection and allegedly got into an altercation with another female. Crowe is said to have physically removed her and called security, but now she’s filed a police report saying that he choked her and called her the n-word, and is promising “receipts.” So now the two most belligerent people in Hollywood are in a he said/she said; this should end well.
-Congrats to Designated Survivor’s Italia Ricci and The Flash’s Robbie Amell, who got married this weekend. (Entertainment Tonight congratulated the wrong Amell. If they ever need an expert on all things Amellian, I’m available…)
-Hamilton’s Leslie Odom, Jr.is expecting a babywith Nicolette Robinson. Maybe now Lena Dunham won’t be insulting the next time he doesn’t flirt with her.
–Perrie Edwards says Zayn Malik ended their engagement with a text message. Kids today.
-The only thing that would make this video of every shot of Tom Cruise running in movies better would be adding scenes of the Cougar Town cast making fun of Tom Cruise running in movies.
–Kylie Jenner says she didn’t get butt implants, it’s just her “chunkiness.” If by “chunkiness” she means “injections” then sure.
–Taylor Swiftdonated $1 millionto Louisiana flood victims because despite everything, she’s still kinda great.
–Hilary Duff is dating a personal trainer, which sounds like my version of hell.
-Here’s the first promo for Big Little Lies, the new limited HBO series starring Reese Witherspoon, Shailene Woodley, Adam Scott and Nicole Kidman, directed by Jean-Marc Vallee. Just give everyone all the Emmys now.
-I adore Emma Stone’s Vogue cover. Even though it’s just a wig, she still makes me want to chop off all my hair.
-The accompanying interview is predictably adorable, which her sharing a story about how she played backup tambourine for Prince at an SNL afterparty, even though her foot was bleeding. I’m really looking forward to the La La Land promo tour.
–Billy Bush has lawyered up with one of LA’s fiercest litigators. How can he possibly think he can come back from this?!
-Meanwhile, the Days of Our Lives actress featured in the video has spoken out about being caught in this shitstorm.
–Nancy O’Dell’s terrible week continues. She just separated from her husband.
–Kate Hudson‘s girls night out is so much better than yours.
-Rocky Horror Picture Show reboot is not getting great reviews. Don’t care, I’m still going to time warp my butt off.
-Vulture asked 31 celebs to pick their fave TV ships. I wouldn’t even know how to answer that question. I’d be like “brew a pot of tea and get comfy; we’re gonna be here a while…”
–Matt Damon prepares for battle in the new trailer for The Great Wall. This looks…not good.
