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October 13, 2016

Gwyneth Paltrows Is Half-Naked at the Grocery Store

Harper’s Bazaar/Photographs by Alexi Lubomirski

-Whoever decided Gwyneth Paltrow should pose in a bikini at the grocery store for Harper’s Bazaar deserves a raise. Sure, she would never serve her children sugary cereal, but she has no problem rubbing her ass all over it. Bless.

-In the interview (conducted by the always awesome Samantha Bee), Gwyneth talks about her “ballsy” daughter, shopping at Brandy Melville, and the time her dad told her she was turning into an asshole.

-Speaking of actresses-turned-lifestyle-mavens, Reese Witherspoon is writing a book that will “give people a glimpse into my idea of Southern living.” Can’t we just get a Sweet Home Alabama sequel instead?

-I’m always surprised whenever I read about Dakota Johnson hanging out with Taylor Swift. She doesn’t seem to be squad material (and that’s a compliment).

-Meanwhile, Taylor Swift and Ben Affleck aren’t dating. I didn’t even know this was a possibility.

David Oyelowo is getting heat for criticizing Game of Thrones for marginalizing people of color through its casting. I mean, he’s not wrong.

Justin Timberlake offering his Twitter followers free pizza is still not enough to make me want to follow him.

Jaden Smith says “I was a vampire, for real.” Is it weird that I kind of believe him?

-Fantastic Beasts is going to be stretched out into five movies?! Screw that noise.

Brad Pitt reportedly saw his kids on Saturday for the first time in weeks.

-I’m so glad the new Black Mirror episodes are getting good reviews. They hit Netflix next Friday.

-Well, this is new. Jon Hamm says he’s not ruling out the possibility of having kids someday.

-Is it just me, or is Rogue One’s latest trailer kind of… meh?