-Not gonna lie; these first photos of Emma Watson as Belle and Dan Stevens as the Beast hit me right in the heart guts.
-According to E! News, Brangelina has reached a temporary agreement, with both having agreed to participate in individual counseling and Pitt agreeing that his first visit with his children will be with a therapist(!).
-Meanwhile, I was really hoping that Us Weekly would drop something big about Brangelina today. Quotes from their former bodyguard about how they used to pass love notes on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith isn’t really cutting it.
–Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds have once again blessed the world by sharing their perfect DNA and welcoming a second child.
-Justin Theroux says he found the sweatpants scene in The Leftovers “mortifying.” “It’s like having someone yank your shorts down in public. It doesn’t feel great.”
–Nate Parker just keeps digging a hole for himself on the Birth of a Nation press tour.
–Nicole Kidman says of her marriage to Tom Cruise: “I was so young when I got married,” she said. “I look back now and I’m like, ‘What?’”
-My favourite issue of EW is always the reunion one, and it looks like this year’s won’t disappoint. Look at their Who’s the Boss one! Mona’s still got it.
-The extended version of Ghostbusters reportedly fixes the film’s biggest problems.
-Has Joshua Jackson moved on from Diane Kruger? With someone who isn’t me? *pout*
–Lorne Michaels says it was Tina Fey’s idea to make Alec Baldwin SNL’s new Donald Trump. Don’t blame her for everything!
-I love that everyone’s talking about Shia LaBeouf’s rattail in American Honey. It might have been my favourite part of that movie.
-The Fall is back in the UK for season three. I still didn’t get through the second season; lord knows how long they can sustain this premise.
-Wait, Westworld will remind of us Dollhouse? That’s…not good.
-Here’s the first round of Oscar predictions. I’m surprised everyone is assuming Dev Patel will be in the supporting category, though I guess it makes sense ’cause he doesn’t show up in Lion until an hour in.
-Oh great, there’s another new CW show that sounds right up my alley. I should just hand over my paycheque to this network.
–Jesse Tyler Ferguson tweeting against the guy who writes the AV Club recaps of Modern Family kinda makes me think Jesse Tyler Ferguson is a terrible person.
-There’s a new Twin Peaks teaser. I still can’t believe this is happening.
-The only good thing I’ve heard about Zach Galifianakis‘ new movie masterminds is the scene where he and Kate McKinnon improv ridiculous engagement photo poses, and they’ve already released it. Guess we don’t have to watch the rest, then.