-Oh snap! Nick Cannon just confirmed that he and Mariah Carey live in separate houses, saying “There is trouble in paradise.”
-Those sparse whispers haunting Justin Bieber‘s upper lip barely qualify as a mustache, but he still made a really big deal about shaving it.
-Speaking of facial hair grooming, Jimmy Fallon trimmed Jared Leto’s beard after engaging in an intense staredown.
–Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin recently visited a winery together, where they no doubt reveled in drinking non-organic blends while chowing down on mounds of gluten-y, non-macrobiotic meat.
-But lest you think the conscious uncoupling is no longer amicable, Gwyneth Paltrow just took the ice bucket challenge and nominated Chris Martin.
-Adorable ice bucket videos keep coming. The latest challengers are Sarah Jessica Parker (who had a very Carrie Bradshaw-y reaction), Ewan McGregor, Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan, Nicole Kidman, Anne Hathaway, Robert Pattinson, and the Foo Fighters — who turned theirs into an elaborate Carrie spoof.
-And just in case you’re getting sick of all the videos, just know that the ice bucket donations have already topped $41 million.
–Aaron Paul posted this note on Instagram last night, saying he’s celebrating the last Emmy ceremony that Breaking Bad is eligible by launching a scavenger hunt around LA this weekend.
-Meanwhile, here’s a good explanation of why the Emmys are on a Monday night this year.
-Hurt so good? Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp have called it quits.
–Garfunkel and Oates recreated a memorable Saved by the Bell moment because they’re awesome.
-It didn’t take long for CNN’s interview with Talib Kweli in Ferguson to fall of the rails.
–Jamie Chung is trying to make crushed velvet happen. It’s like fetch, Jamie. It’s never going to happen!
–Sandra Bullock is set to reunite with George Clooney (off-screen) when she stars in Our Brand Is Crisis, which he’s producing.
-Just in case you were part of the 0.001% of the population who isn’t already in love with Chris Pratt, these photos of him visiting a children’s hospital in his Guardians of the Galaxy costume should fix you.
-Here’s the first trailer for White Bird in a Blizzard, starring Shailene Woodley and Eva Green.
