–Gillian Anderson’s birthday tweet to David Duchovny made me all giggly. It probably doesn’t help that I’m totally back in ‘shipper mode thanks to Kumail Nanjiani‘s The X-Files Files podcast, which is incredibly great.
-Arrow star Colton Haynes live-tweeted a couple’s first date last night, and it was hilarious.
-Here it is: George Clooney’s marriage license. Excuse me while I go weep in a corner while curled up in the fetal position for a while…
-This photo of Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez on their Ibiza trip perfectly sums up their relationship, no? They’re both leaning into other people.
–Cara Delevingne‘s pizza-box clutch is the freakin’ best.
-Batman vs Superman is running scared from Captain America. Warner Bros moved up the release date so it wouldn’t compete with Marvel.
–Charlize Theron wants Tia Mowry kicked out of SoulCycle forever. I could not love this story more if it baked me a cake.
–Kaley Cuoco sounds really desperate when she tells Women’s Health “I will take any role anyone will hire me on.” Although she always seems kind of desperate adjacent, doesn’t she?
–Breckin Meyer is not a fan of Saved by the Bell’s Dustin Diamond and he’s not afraid who knows it.
-Meanwhile, the first trailer from Lifetime’s Saved by the Bell movie is terrible.
–Kate Moss recently scolded Justin Bieber. Well, if he’s going to listen to anyone, it’ll be a supermodel.
-In other random Beiber news, he FaceTimed with Malala Yousafzai.
–Kristen Stewart frowns in photos because she doesn’t want to be a “sellout” by smiling. Um, ok?
–Robert Pattinson is super proud of his sister’s audition on The X Factor.
-I’m glad that James Van Der Beek is getting work again. I just wish it wasn’t the lead in CSI: Cyber. His character’s name is even Elijah Mundo, for chrissakes.
–Effie Trinket looks so sad and drab in the new Mockingjay poster.
-Downton’s Dan Stevens is psychotic in the new trailer for The Guest.