-In her Rolling Stone cover story, Katy Perry says she might have a baby by herself if the right man doesn’t “present himself.” Speaking of presenting, I’m kind of digging the green hair.
-Meanwhile, her wacky new video just dropped.
-Here’s the video evidence you’ve been waiting for of Orlando Bloom trying to punch Justin Bieber. It’s even lamer than it originally sounded.
-Congrats to Alicia Keys, who’s expecting another kid.
-Speaking of babies, is Jennifer Garner pregnant again?
-In other life-changing news, Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden already talking about marriage?
-On last night’s Seth Meyers’ show, Chris Pratt talked about that one time he showed Amy Poehler his penis.
–Martha Stewart posed for Terry Richardson, which is super disappointing.
–James Franco tried to get Stephen Colbert to break character on last night’s Colbert Report because he’s kind of a jerk.
-Who is the demanding new star that Robert Pattinson is dissing in the new issue of Esquire?
-The new trailer for Into the Woods looks amazing and has an insane cast (Anna Kendrick, Chris Pine, Emily Blunt, Meryl Streep). But isn’t it a little weird that it gives zero indication this thing is a musical?