-Also, check out the sparkly fringed dress she wore to the rehearsal.
–Jennifer Love Hewitt once bought Matt Damon a bed even though she’s never met him, which isn’t weird at all.
–Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan had a double-date with Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara. It’s a wonder the eyeballs of their fellow restaurant guests didn’t spontaneously combust from over exposure to DNA perfection.
–This headline says Halle Berry shopped ’till she dropped. Let’s hope she sought medical attention.
-Walmart says Tracy Morgan is to blame for the devastating injuries because he wasn’t wearing a seatbelt with their truck his his limo. Yeah, because seatbelts in limos are a thing.
–Denzel Washington is being all kinds of charming on his press tour for The Equalizer. He does a pretty mean Jay Z.
–Taylor Swift, who once said she wasn’t a feminist, is praising Emma Watson for changing her mind.
-Speaking of feminism, it’s a bad week to be a woman. Not only does the worst TV show of the season premiere tomorrow (just say no, people), but Adam Levine devoted a whole music video to the joys of stalking. It’s getting the criticism it deserves.
-Speaking of new TV shows, I hated the beginning of Selfie but it got better.
-In other TV shows premiering this week, this review of Manhattan Love Story is amazing. The first sentence: “Do douchelords deserve love?”
–Liam Hemsworth opened up about ex Miley Cyrus: “There’s no bad blood there.”
–Ben Affleck’s kids couldn’t care less about him playing Batman. “If I was doing the sequel to Frozen, I would be a hero.”
–Mindy Kaling found the only other person as enthusiastic as her to dance with: Elmo.
-After facing criticism, Lena Dunham decided to pay the opening acts on her book tour.
-Here’s the first trailer for Paul Thomas Anderson‘s highly anticipated new movie Inherent Vice, starring Joaquin Phoenix.