-Congrats to Christina Aguilera, who gave birth to a girl and named her Summer Rain. (Is she a baby or a feminine hygiene product?)
–Aaron Paul was talking about how he wished he’d taken some props from the Breaking Bad set and Bryan Cranston was all “bitch, please! I’ve seen your house!”
-His Arrow costars Colton Haynes and Emily Bett Rickards also got in on it. (I’m ashamed to admit that I just googled “Colton Haynes and Emily Bett Rickards dating?” #NotReallyTho)
-Everyone else should just stop making videos and donate the money because they’ll never be able to top Chris Pratt’s. Never.
-The trailer for HBO’s upcoming special on Beyonce and Jay Z‘s “On the Run” tour is here.
-With one daughter in rehab, Demi Moore thought it’d be swell to get her other daughter a gun-shaped birthday cake. Parenting is hard, y’all.
-What the heck was Heidi Klum wearing to the Creative Emmys?!
-Speaking of the Creative Emmys, I love that Uzo Aduba (OITNB’s Crazy Eyes) won.
–Kate Moss and Madonna got cuddly at Madge’s 56th birthday bash.
–Drew Barrymore “might be the most authentically warm and kind celeb” to visit Nantucket, says someone who is in no way her publicist.
-This video of gay men reading Fifty Shades of Grey totally fixed my Monday.
-The first New Girl promo with Jessica Biel wisely focuses on her ass.
–Lindsay Lohan is writing a trilogy of memoirs, as all 28-year-olds are wont to do.
–Anne Hathaway, Kate Winslet, Charlize Theron and other stars interviewed each other in a video chain letter.
-Fox has passed on Tina Fey’s new show. Wut??
–J.K. Rowling has posted a piece about a Harry Potter character none of us have ever heard of.
-The Downton Abbey used last week’s photo flub to raise money for clean water around the world.
–Miley Cyrus used her crafting skills to make a 5-foot bong in honour of her dead dog.
–Keanu Reeves is the latest movie star to make the jump to TV.
–Robert Pattinson makes out with Mia Wasikowska in the new trailer for Maps to the Stars.