Monthly Archives

June 2014

Jennifer Lopez’s Makeup Free Bikini Selfies

Jennifer Lopez Bikini
(Photo: instagram.com/jlo)

–JLo combined two Instagram trends this weekend, posting photos of her makeup-free AND in a bikini.

–Ansel Elgort snapped a photo of a woman reading about him on a plane. (Sidenote: is he flying coach?!)

–Daniel Radcliffe opens up about his past alcohol abuse: “I was living in constant fear of who I’d meet, what I might have said to them, what I might have done with them, so I’d stay in my apartment for days and drink alone.”

-This story is my spirit animal: Mariah Carey tried to pawn off a photo of herself from 1997 like she just took it.

-The Office’s Jenna Fischer and her husband called their new daughter Harper, which is a name I super love.

-Speaking of new babies, it’s a girl for Kelly Clarkson. She and hubby Brandon Blackstock welcomed River Rose Blackstock over the weekend.

–Anne Hathaway and her husband also welcomed a new addition to their family: a puppy!

-“Shakespeare ain’t nothin'” compared to Kanye West, says Kanye West.

–Sarah Michelle Gellar’s four-year-old daughter consistently calls her mom’s outfits “understated.” I think I love this kid.

-As if we needed more reasons to be jealous of her, Amal Alamuddin showed off her super flat midriff over the weekend. (I also really liked this dress she wore. Curses!)

–Angelina Jolie may be Hollywood royalty, but now she’s once step closer to legit royalty. She’s been given the “honourary dame” title by Queen Elizabeth.

–Miley Cyrus is back to posting pre- and post-shower Instagram pics. Yay?

-I was really looking forward to listening to Tom Cruise on the Nerdist podcast because celebrities tend open up a lot on it (even Harrison Ford came off as having a few ounces of personality), but Cruise’s edition just confirmed theories that he’s a robot. I don’t know how you manage to talk for an entire hour without actually saying anything, but he did it.

-Speaking of Harrison Ford, his Star Wars injury could bench him for 8 weeks.

-Breathe, fanboys. Robert Pattinson is shooting down those rumours he’ll take on Han Solo or Indiana Jones.

-There was swift and immediate reaction to NY Mag’s cover story on Terry Richardson. Rightly so.

-Is Halle Berry‘s new show Extant getting the presidential seal of approval? Malia Obama is working as a production assistant on it.

–Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin‘s conscious uncoupling means they still live in the same house.

-Calm your wombs: Ryan Gosling didn’t really adopt a baby.

-The LA Kings’ Stanley Cup win was powered by Hollywood hotness. Channing Tatum, Joshua Jackson and Stephen Amell all showed up to the game.

–Shailene Woodley spends a lot of time making out with costar Shiloh Fernandez in the new teaser for White Bird in a Blizzard.

Jennifer Lopez Looks Red Hot On The Cover Of Billboard Magazine

Jennifer Lopez billboard cover

–Jennifer Lopez looks like she’s in an American Apparel ad on the cover of Billboard magazine. Still better than her World Cup outfit.

-I have very little interest in the Dumb and Dumber trailer, but from the looks of this, the press tour is going to be insane.

–Marc Anthony has been ordered to pay over $26k to his ex-wife Dayanara Torres in child support. He and Halle Berry should drown their sorrows together.

-This is hilarious: Aaron Paul‘s voice is accidentally turning on XBox One consoles around the world.

–Robert Pattinson says he’s homeless after his parents “borrowed” his house. He also says he has extraordinarily heavy saliva: “If I try and spit, I can only get it about a foot.” Still swooning, tweens?

-Sweet! Mindy Kaling has a new book coming our way called Why Not Me?.

–Uzo Aduba, a.k.a. Crazy Eyes, tries every Orange Is the New Black role. Also, I had no idea this is what she looks like IRL.

-Meanwhile, Mary Steenburgen just joined the OITNB cast for next season.

-This is awesome: George Clooney was at a family reunion and headed over to his old high school to play a game of pick up with some kids who were hanging out there.

–Madonna‘s teenage daughter Lourdes wrote about graduating from high school and regretting the fashion choices she made at 14.

-This mashup proves that Game of Thrones and The O.C. are essentially the same show. I never doubted it.

–Kit Harrington thinks it’s funny to lie to fans about who’s going to die on GoT. You know nothing, Jon Snow.

-Here’s the first trailer for Birdman, starring Emma Stone, Edward Norton, Zach Galifianakis, Naomi Watts and Michael Keaton. Looks weird but awesome.

-Hulu’s got a new pilot starring Emma Roberts that’s based on the popular YA book Delirium.

-In other promising TV news, Cameron Crowe is developing a comedy for Showtime.

-Despite being rich and famous and beautiful, Lana Del Rey just told an interviewer that she wishes she “were dead already.”  Cheery!

–René Angélil has stepped down from being Celine Dion’s manager. He’s still onboard to be her husband though.

-Good news: Tracy Morgan is showing signs of improvement following that massive crash.

–Chris Rock crashed Seth Meyers’ monologue last night, giving the host “a crap attack.”

–Sarah Paulson‘s next American Horror Story character looks like it’ll be her creepiest yet.

–Jonah Hill gushes about Channing Tatum in EW’s new cover story. “If sex doesn’t come into play, I would definitely want Channing as my partner.”

-It’s official: Walking Dead will never, ever end.

-The creator of True Detective has dismissed rumours that season two’s cast will be female-led.

-Here’s another clip of Keira Knightley singing in Begin Again. I had that “Hold On” song stuck in my head for a month after seeing it.

-Speaking of songs I can’t get out of my head, here’s a new one from The New Ponographers. I missed those guys!

–Idris Elba plays a very bad man in the new No Good Deed trailer. It’s probably wrong that I still find him really hot in this, right?

Anna Kendrick Poses In Bikini, Claims No One Hits On Her

 

Anna Kendrick bikini
Anna Kendrick in the July issue of Elle. (Photo: Elle/Carter Smith)

–Anna Kendrick covers Elle’s inaugural social media issue, in which she claims she hasn’t been hit on since Up In The Air came out. I’m guessing that’ll change once everyone gets an eyeful of her sexy photo spread.

-Also, she tweeted “The character I’m channeling for my Elle cover shoot probably killed her 1st husband.”

-Speaking of cover girls, how far along is Mila Kunis? Five months? Six? ‘Cause I think I’m already at the saturation point when it comes to her pregnancy talk. I certainly didn’t need to hear about how her vagina is going to be shredded.

–Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks might fine in the new Sin City 2 trailer.

-Also looking fine is Tom Hardy on the set of his new movie. I saw Locke last night and might be a officially obsessed.

-Yikes. Harrison Ford was injured by the Millennium Falcon on the set of Star Wars and airlifted to a local hospital. He hurt his ankle.

–Jennifer Lopez and the angry dude from Dancing with the Stars may be dating which means A) he’s not dating that cute figure skater chick who looks like a Disney princess come to life, and B) she’s still slumming it with dancers.

–Bill Murray crashed a random couple’s engagement photoshoot because he’s a goddamn national treasure.

-Is Nina Dobrev dating James Marsden? That’s so…weird!

–Louis CK is really unhappy with TMZ for posting the Tracy Morgan video.

–Kim Kardashian posted the most sullen wedding photo ever. Why so serious?

–Nikki Finke just launched her new Hollywood gossip website and all is right with the world.

-Speaking of Hollywood gossip, Molly Bloom takes us inside the high-stakes poker game that drew in A-list stars “Tobey” “Leo” and “Ben.”

–Adam Levine is doing some weird 12-stepish atonement process with his exes before his wedding. That guy.

-Fox has slightly restored my faith in humanity by canceling I Wanna Marry Harry.

-There are not enough eyerolls in the world to respond to the news that Robin Thicke is naming his new album Paula.

–Adrianne Palicki and Stacey Oristano are the cutest Friday Night Lights costars of all time.

-Here’s the 2013-2014 TV season in one depressing chart. Pretty much everything is down year over year.

-True Detective creator Nic Pizzolatto says he “can’t imagine” making more than three seasons, which is promising.

-Reading Rainbow’s LeVar Burton has called upon his Star Trek colleagues for a series of live readings. Among them: Patrick Stewart and William Shatner!

–Brangelina are really working the power couple angle.

–Tom Hiddleson is going to play Hank Williams? I can’t see it, but that guy can do no wrong so I’m sure he’ll kill it.

-Here’s the first photo from Jurassic World. If you were hoping to see dinosaurs, you’ll have to make do with a really hot Chris Pratt instead.

–James Franco and Seth Rogen are recruited to assassinate North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un in the trailer for The Interview.  I hate myself for laughing at this. I blame Lizzy Caplan.