-Love this! Lupita Nyong’o is on the cover of Vogue and she looks as stunning as usual.
–Lady Gaga and R. Kelly‘s disgusting-sounding new music video directed by Terry Richardson has been scrapped.
-More details have emerged about Sandra Bullock’s alleged stalker, and they’re terrifying. Police found 7 machine guns in his apartment.
-In other stalker news, one of the stars of Pretty Little Liars had to get a restraining order against a security guard who worked on her TV studio lot. Um, did we just uncover A?
–Maggie Gyllenhaal is an Honourable Woman in the first trailer for her Sundance limited series.
–Miley Cyrus send a sweet video message to a sick fan just before she passed away.
-Who do we think the subjects are of this blind item? My bet for No 2 is Lea Michele, but No 1 is tougher. Diane Keaton? Alyssa Milano?
–Idina Menzel’s boob popped out of her dress during a live performance but she totally rolled with it cause she’s a pro.
–Jared Leto instragrammed a photo of himself with a mustache and the world freaked out about not being able to see all of his beautiful face.
-Does any other new fall show look as good as Gotham? If so, I haven’t seen it.
–Taylor Swift’s new kitten is beyond adorable. Also adorable? The fact that she named her Olivia Benson.
-A new trailer for Dawn of the Planet of the Apes has landed. I’m a little tapped out on summer blockbusters, but this looks pretty great.
–Shailene Woodley poses in her underwear on the cover of Women’s Health (’cause nothing say health like a thigh gap?), where she talks about wanting to play Stevie Nicks in a movie.
-I love Game of Thrones, but I think I love the Gay of Thrones recaps even more (“Baby Kristen Stewart talks her way onto that boat and is all ‘Bitch, call me Celine Dion because my heart WILL go on!'”). This week’s was especially awesome thanks to a surprise George R.R. Martin cameo.
–OK GO continue their valiant fight to make music videos relevant again. Their latestwas done in all one take and took them 50 tries to get it right.
-I didn’t want to believe it, but it appears that Uma Thurman and Quentin Tarantino are honest-to-goodness dating. So. Weird.
–J.Lo and Marc Anthony split three years ago, but the two just got around to finalizing their divorce.
–Peter Dinklage is amazing on Game of Thrones, but his voice workin a new video game could use some work.
-Adorabs! Lorde’s parents are engaged, after nearly 30 years together.
–Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino was arrested during a brawl in (where else?) a tanning salon.
-Three people were arrested for throwing beer bottles and shouting at guards outside Taylor Swift’s beach house.
-Vulture named Hannibal’s season finale the best episode of TV in 2014, while EW compiled the year’s best scenes. (It’s a good list, though I’d rank Peter Sarsgaard’s walk toward his execution and Don and Peggy’s dance to “My
Way” higher.)
–Lindsay Lohan is going to star in a Mamet play? Is this real life?!
–The Expendables 3 trailer has landed. Just like its cast, this franchise will not die.
After the wedding, Missy Peregrym tweeted this photo with the caption “That coffee date was UNREAL.” (twitter.com/mperegrym)
-I had no idea Zachary Levi and Rookie Blue’s Missy Peregrym were even dating, let alone engaged, but they just had a secret wedding in Maui. It’s a good thing he wasn’t there when I stood next to her at a concert last weekend, or I would have gone full Chuck fangirl on him. It was hard enough not peppering her with questions about Stick It (which I just discovered the full version ofon YouTube. Cancel my day!)
-Shocking report: a new book by a Tonight Show producer reveals that celebrities can sometimes be dicks. I know, it’s world-rocking. The called-out divas include Teri Hatcher, Jessica Simpson, Christian Bale, and Paula Abdul.
-New mom Kim Kardashian must be suffering from a bad case of baby brain. She seems to have completely forgotten to wear a shirt.
-Meanwhile, Kim and Kanyespent four days perfecting one Instagram photo, which seems like a totally valid use of time.
–Jason Segel‘s says his mom cried and sent out a mass email to family membersafter watching his full-frontal nudity scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
-On the Graham Norton Show, Keira Knightley said fans often mistake her for other celebrities. Natalie Portman, I get. But Britney Spears?!
-On the same show, Samuel L. Jackson proved he’s still a badass.
–Justin Bieber is off the hook for that attempted robbery case.
-Did Miley Cyrussubtweet Selena Gomez after losing to her at the MMVAs? It’s hilarious how she seems to think those awards matter. I covered the MMVAs, and I still have no idea who won.
-Also, just in case you were wondering, Miley Cyrus rolls blunts better than Rihanna.
–Jason Momoawill play Aquamanalongside Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill in Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice. This almost kinda maybe makes me want to watch it. Possibly.
