–JLo combined two Instagram trends this weekend, posting photos of her makeup-free AND in a bikini.
–Ansel Elgort snapped a photo of a woman reading about him on a plane. (Sidenote: is he flying coach?!)
–Daniel Radcliffe opens up about his past alcohol abuse: “I was living in constant fear of who I’d meet, what I might have said to them, what I might have done with them, so I’d stay in my apartment for days and drink alone.”
-This story is my spirit animal: Mariah Carey tried to pawn off a photo of herself from 1997 like she just took it.
-The Office’s Jenna Fischer and her husband called their new daughter Harper, which is a name I super love.
-Speaking of new babies, it’s a girl for Kelly Clarkson. She and hubby Brandon Blackstock welcomed River Rose Blackstock over the weekend.
–Anne Hathaway and her husband also welcomed a new addition to their family: a puppy!
-“Shakespeare ain’t nothin'” compared to Kanye West, says Kanye West.
–Sarah Michelle Gellar’s four-year-old daughter consistently calls her mom’s outfits “understated.” I think I love this kid.
–Angelina Jolie may be Hollywood royalty, but now she’s once step closer to legit royalty. She’s been given the “honourary dame” title by Queen Elizabeth.
–Miley Cyrus is back to posting pre- and post-shower Instagram pics. Yay?
-I was really looking forward to listening to Tom Cruise on the Nerdist podcast because celebrities tend open up a lot on it (even Harrison Ford came off as having a few ounces of personality), but Cruise’s edition just confirmed theories that he’s a robot. I don’t know how you manage to talk for an entire hour without actually saying anything, but he did it.
-Speaking of Harrison Ford, his Star Wars injury could bench him for 8 weeks.
-Breathe, fanboys. Robert Pattinson is shooting down those rumours he’ll take on Han Solo or Indiana Jones.
-Is Halle Berry‘s new show Extant getting the presidential seal of approval? Malia Obama is working as a production assistant on it.
–Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin‘s conscious uncoupling means they still live in the same house.
-Calm your wombs: Ryan Gosling didn’t really adopt a baby.
–Shailene Woodley spends a lot of time making out with costar Shiloh Fernandez in the new teaser for White Bird in a Blizzard.